[TaNaka] Grave Valentine
Title: Grave Valentine
Pairing: Tanaka Koki X Nakamaru Yuichi
Genre: crack (failed attempt), friendship, romance (a little)
Rating: PG-13 because Ueda can be a little devil
Summary: Koki wanted to give Yuichi an unique and memorable Valentine
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story.
Warning(s): Unbetaed. It sucks, really bad.
"Trust me. It's unique and it will surely be memorable," Ueda said as he open the door to their band room. He was followed by Kamenashi who said: "And it's also romantic. Imagine candlelit dinner and privacy" in a dreamy face. Junno was the last to enter with a thoughtful look on his face.
"But it's weird. I'm not sure if she'll like it," he reasoned.
Instead of answering, Kame gave him a brochure. "See that? It only proves that we're not the first one to think of that idea."
Junno took the brochure and scanned it. Seemingly satisfied, he dropped the brochure on the table. "I'll call her if she's up for it."
"Why call her? Better make it a surprise," Ueda suggested.
"I don't want her to hate me if she's not the kind to like unique dates," Junno said taking out his phone to make a call.
After that, the three guys went to do their own stuff with Junno going out to call his girlfriend, Ueda flopping down the couch to take a nap and Kame gathering his things to take a shower. Unbeknowst to them, a pair of eyes watched everything that transpired and is now looking intently at the brochure on the table. When he thought no one else was looking, Koki picked up the brochure and looked at it contemplatively. Little did he know that Ueda cracked one eye open to watch him before turning to face the couch with a mischievous smile on his face.
A few days later...
"Koki, why do I have to be blind folded?" Maru asked fidgeting on his seat.
"Because it's a surprise," the rapper answered with a smug look on his face.
For the past few days, Koki researched, surveyed and planned for this date. He asked Maru to come to Ishikawa the day before the concert. Yep, on Valentine's Day. Koki arrived in early in the afternoon to make sure the plan is in order and picked Maru from the airport. The rest of the group will arrive the following morning. He planned a simple dinner after their little tour.
He parked the car and guided Maru, still blind-folded.
They were walking for a few minutes and Maru noticed that it's quiet. Too quiet, in fact. He can hear the crickets who seems to be enjoying the crisp night air like he does. Koki led him to a bench to sit down.
Maru heard a smack and tilted his head to the side. "What's wrong?"
Scratching the side of his face, he said, "I forgot something in the car. I'd be back as soon as possible." Koki clapped his hands together in apology even though, technically, Maru can't see him.
But Maru knows him well enough to know what gesture Koki is making. He smiled and said, "Just don't forget me."
"I won't. Ever." Koki gave him a peck on the lips before running off to the car.
Maru was left to guess what Koki was planning. He's seated in an iron bench but there's a blanket on it. It must be what Koki was holding on his other hand earlier. He can smell a faint aroma of flowers. He frowned. "It's still winter right?" It is still indeed winter. Koki bundled him in blanket before leaving to get something in the car.
He came in late in the afternoon and from the temperature, it's almost sundown. "I hope Koki doesn't plan on staying here late. It's going to be cold," he thought.
Koki ran to the car, eager to get back to Maru. He was hitting himself on the forehead for being forgetful. He was in a hurry that he dropped the keys twice and noticed that the sun is starting to set.
As much as he found this idea unique and he's been in weird adventures like hunting for a kappa, he doesn't want to be out of this place before night fall. Getting whatever it is he needed, he rushed back to the park situated near the shrine. He followed the arrow guides littered along the paths.
He was running for a few minutes already when he noticed that he seems to be walking deeper into the graveyard than he should. He made sure he was following the guides but he's getting more lost as he does.
Meanwhile, Maru was starting to feel weird sitting alone.
"What's taking Koki so long?" he asked to no one. He heard a faint giggle which made him frown. "Koki?" he called out. "Don't you try to scare me or I'm going to give you hell tonight," he warned with what should be a threatening voice.
He heard something moving like a slithering sound on a grass. Being his usual frightful self, Maru lifted his legs up the bench just as something cold slapped him in the face.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Maru let out a girly shriek as he yank the blindfolds from his eyes. He stood up looking around. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" He was in a park but around it, he can see tombstones in a neat line.
Koki is tracing his steps back to the car park when he heard a shriek and without a doubt Maru's voice. He ran towards the voice shouting Maru's name.
When Maru heard Koki's voice, he called out his boyfriend and ran towards his voice. He ran into a crossroad and can't decide where to go. As he turn to his right, he saw a ball of light growing. Knees growing weak in fear, he tucked his head in between his knees and clapped his hands on his ears.
Koki saw a figure crouched in the middle of the road far ahead. From the fading sky light and the street lights ahead, he recognized the jacket to be Maru's.
"Yuichi?" Koki called out when he's close enough. Maru looked up with tear-streaked face when he saw his boyfriend, he rushed to him. Koki opened his arms to welcome Maru, who he figured must have been scared.
Maru's eyes narrowed into slits when he was closer to Koki and kicked him on the shin. "You jerk! What the heck were you thinking bringing me on a graveyard?" He kicked Koki on the other shin.
Koki was thankful the kicks weren't strong but it still hurt as hell. He hugged Maru trying to calm him down. "I'm sorry. I just want to give you a unique Valentine. Something memorable." Koki sounded so apologetic that Maru felt the anger slipping away.
"It's not a fucking good memory," Maru said but hugged Koki back. He closed his eyes, not wanting to see the tombstones nearby.
The couple were lost in their embrace that they didn't notice three figures crouched behind the tombstones, two of them holding a water gun. When one of them signalled, the guns aimed on Koki's and Maru's back squirted water.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" the two guys hugged each other tighter in fear. But the laughter around them made them turn and saw their bandmates holding waterguns and their stomachs.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! You should have seen the look on your faces. Especially when I shot Maru with that wet tissue," Ueda looks like he was enjoying everything as he walk towards his friends.
Kame is still flailing, slapping his thighs and stamping his feet in laughter. "Koki doesn't have a sense of direction." He said from the other side of Maru, holding a water gun.
"It could be because we keep turning the arrows in different ways," Junno said still laughing, holding a camcorder.
"You fucking plan this didn't you?" Koki growled at Ueda.
"Of course, from the brochure," mischievous smile playing on his lips. "You can't have all the fun since we can't go out on a date because of the busy schedule."
"Don't get mad, Yuichi," Kame said draping an arm on Maru. "At least it's unique and memorable."
The five men were laughing at everything when they heard a giggle joining their laughter. Four men turned to Junno.
"It wasn't me," he defended. Junno looked confused when he saw the ashen face of his friends, eyes bulging out of their sockets. "What? What?" he asked when they were all pointing at them. He heard another giggle just behind him. When he turned, there was a little girl sitting on a tombstone. She was wearing a dress, giggling and translucent.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Five men shrieked and ran towards the car park.
A/N: Ok, you can kill me now. *kneels with head down.*
Pairing: Tanaka Koki X Nakamaru Yuichi
Genre: crack (failed attempt), friendship, romance (a little)
Rating: PG-13 because Ueda can be a little devil
Summary: Koki wanted to give Yuichi an unique and memorable Valentine
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story.
Warning(s): Unbetaed. It sucks, really bad.
"Trust me. It's unique and it will surely be memorable," Ueda said as he open the door to their band room. He was followed by Kamenashi who said: "And it's also romantic. Imagine candlelit dinner and privacy" in a dreamy face. Junno was the last to enter with a thoughtful look on his face.
"But it's weird. I'm not sure if she'll like it," he reasoned.
Instead of answering, Kame gave him a brochure. "See that? It only proves that we're not the first one to think of that idea."
Junno took the brochure and scanned it. Seemingly satisfied, he dropped the brochure on the table. "I'll call her if she's up for it."
"Why call her? Better make it a surprise," Ueda suggested.
"I don't want her to hate me if she's not the kind to like unique dates," Junno said taking out his phone to make a call.
After that, the three guys went to do their own stuff with Junno going out to call his girlfriend, Ueda flopping down the couch to take a nap and Kame gathering his things to take a shower. Unbeknowst to them, a pair of eyes watched everything that transpired and is now looking intently at the brochure on the table. When he thought no one else was looking, Koki picked up the brochure and looked at it contemplatively. Little did he know that Ueda cracked one eye open to watch him before turning to face the couch with a mischievous smile on his face.
A few days later...
"Koki, why do I have to be blind folded?" Maru asked fidgeting on his seat.
"Because it's a surprise," the rapper answered with a smug look on his face.
For the past few days, Koki researched, surveyed and planned for this date. He asked Maru to come to Ishikawa the day before the concert. Yep, on Valentine's Day. Koki arrived in early in the afternoon to make sure the plan is in order and picked Maru from the airport. The rest of the group will arrive the following morning. He planned a simple dinner after their little tour.
He parked the car and guided Maru, still blind-folded.
They were walking for a few minutes and Maru noticed that it's quiet. Too quiet, in fact. He can hear the crickets who seems to be enjoying the crisp night air like he does. Koki led him to a bench to sit down.
Maru heard a smack and tilted his head to the side. "What's wrong?"
Scratching the side of his face, he said, "I forgot something in the car. I'd be back as soon as possible." Koki clapped his hands together in apology even though, technically, Maru can't see him.
But Maru knows him well enough to know what gesture Koki is making. He smiled and said, "Just don't forget me."
"I won't. Ever." Koki gave him a peck on the lips before running off to the car.
Maru was left to guess what Koki was planning. He's seated in an iron bench but there's a blanket on it. It must be what Koki was holding on his other hand earlier. He can smell a faint aroma of flowers. He frowned. "It's still winter right?" It is still indeed winter. Koki bundled him in blanket before leaving to get something in the car.
He came in late in the afternoon and from the temperature, it's almost sundown. "I hope Koki doesn't plan on staying here late. It's going to be cold," he thought.
Koki ran to the car, eager to get back to Maru. He was hitting himself on the forehead for being forgetful. He was in a hurry that he dropped the keys twice and noticed that the sun is starting to set.
As much as he found this idea unique and he's been in weird adventures like hunting for a kappa, he doesn't want to be out of this place before night fall. Getting whatever it is he needed, he rushed back to the park situated near the shrine. He followed the arrow guides littered along the paths.
He was running for a few minutes already when he noticed that he seems to be walking deeper into the graveyard than he should. He made sure he was following the guides but he's getting more lost as he does.
Meanwhile, Maru was starting to feel weird sitting alone.
"What's taking Koki so long?" he asked to no one. He heard a faint giggle which made him frown. "Koki?" he called out. "Don't you try to scare me or I'm going to give you hell tonight," he warned with what should be a threatening voice.
He heard something moving like a slithering sound on a grass. Being his usual frightful self, Maru lifted his legs up the bench just as something cold slapped him in the face.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" Maru let out a girly shriek as he yank the blindfolds from his eyes. He stood up looking around. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" He was in a park but around it, he can see tombstones in a neat line.
Koki is tracing his steps back to the car park when he heard a shriek and without a doubt Maru's voice. He ran towards the voice shouting Maru's name.
When Maru heard Koki's voice, he called out his boyfriend and ran towards his voice. He ran into a crossroad and can't decide where to go. As he turn to his right, he saw a ball of light growing. Knees growing weak in fear, he tucked his head in between his knees and clapped his hands on his ears.
Koki saw a figure crouched in the middle of the road far ahead. From the fading sky light and the street lights ahead, he recognized the jacket to be Maru's.
"Yuichi?" Koki called out when he's close enough. Maru looked up with tear-streaked face when he saw his boyfriend, he rushed to him. Koki opened his arms to welcome Maru, who he figured must have been scared.
Maru's eyes narrowed into slits when he was closer to Koki and kicked him on the shin. "You jerk! What the heck were you thinking bringing me on a graveyard?" He kicked Koki on the other shin.
Koki was thankful the kicks weren't strong but it still hurt as hell. He hugged Maru trying to calm him down. "I'm sorry. I just want to give you a unique Valentine. Something memorable." Koki sounded so apologetic that Maru felt the anger slipping away.
"It's not a fucking good memory," Maru said but hugged Koki back. He closed his eyes, not wanting to see the tombstones nearby.
The couple were lost in their embrace that they didn't notice three figures crouched behind the tombstones, two of them holding a water gun. When one of them signalled, the guns aimed on Koki's and Maru's back squirted water.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" the two guys hugged each other tighter in fear. But the laughter around them made them turn and saw their bandmates holding waterguns and their stomachs.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! You should have seen the look on your faces. Especially when I shot Maru with that wet tissue," Ueda looks like he was enjoying everything as he walk towards his friends.
Kame is still flailing, slapping his thighs and stamping his feet in laughter. "Koki doesn't have a sense of direction." He said from the other side of Maru, holding a water gun.
"It could be because we keep turning the arrows in different ways," Junno said still laughing, holding a camcorder.
"You fucking plan this didn't you?" Koki growled at Ueda.
"Of course, from the brochure," mischievous smile playing on his lips. "You can't have all the fun since we can't go out on a date because of the busy schedule."
"Don't get mad, Yuichi," Kame said draping an arm on Maru. "At least it's unique and memorable."
The five men were laughing at everything when they heard a giggle joining their laughter. Four men turned to Junno.
"It wasn't me," he defended. Junno looked confused when he saw the ashen face of his friends, eyes bulging out of their sockets. "What? What?" he asked when they were all pointing at them. He heard another giggle just behind him. When he turned, there was a little girl sitting on a tombstone. She was wearing a dress, giggling and translucent.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Five men shrieked and ran towards the car park.
A/N: Ok, you can kill me now. *kneels with head down.*