May 24, 2006 17:30
women and men are made differently.
we are the bad guys. we lie and cheat. we're the ones that change and take things for granted. then we cheat a little more. we're the ones who initiate the breakup. we're the ones who get over them faster. we're the ones who get back in the game. We tell stories to make you feel good. We tell lies to make you feel secure. We do nice things to make you stick around. All the while keeping one eye open for other possibilities. We are evil. We know it. We kinda like it.
This is what women have to deal with. The lies. the cheating. the suspicion of cheating. the mood changes. the coldness and distance. the pain.
So now its time for the BLAME GAME! Hooray!!
Who's at fault?
1. The Driver of a car....OR the Deer who decided to jump out in the middle of the road where they know the dangers?
2. The Computer for contracting a virus...OR the perv who decided to check unsecure porn sites?
3. The Shark...OR the surfer who decided to ignore the signs?
4. The Man who changed...OR the woman who decided she could change him?
Women KNOW all throughout the world that men are evil, manipulative pricks out for nothing more than a piece of ass. And yet, despite knowing the dangers...women continue to venture out into dangerous territory. The Deer need better grazing fields, the perv needs some jerkoff ammo, the surfer needs to surf and the Woman needs the Man.
I believe there is a law term called "Voluntary Assumption of Risk"......like you MIGHT get hit by a puck in a hockey game...or a foul ball in a baseball game. The audience accepts a certain element of danger while the proprietors provide an acceptable level of care.
thats just about it. its an acceptance of danger.
:)