Tasteless Humor
What color panties should you wear when flying?
Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady says, 'I don' know 'bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me sum hot pink panties befo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
She replied, 'Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady says, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
She says, 'Cause if dis ere plane goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties a'tall!'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me. I ain't wearin' no panties, 'cause if dis plane go down, honey, dey always be lookin' fo' da black box first.
What is a Fart?
What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces..
.
From wide-open prairie,
Or a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
FROM ONE OLD FART TO ANOTHER
Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady says, 'I don' know 'bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me sum hot pink panties befo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
She replied, 'Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady says, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
She says, 'Cause if dis ere plane goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties a'tall!'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me. I ain't wearin' no panties, 'cause if dis plane go down, honey, dey always be lookin' fo' da black box first.
What is a Fart?
What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces..
.
From wide-open prairie,
Or a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
FROM ONE OLD FART TO ANOTHER