Lesbians and Mexicans

[pattus]

So, I had an interesting experience at work on Monday. Sometimes one of our clients like us to do an unannounced stocktake at various locations, just to see if shops are doing thing right and nothing dodgy is going on. As you can imagine, things can get a little tense sometimes. Some shops threaten to throw us out and get all shitty, but most are

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[w41]

That's a brilliant story. You should have charged them a 'hush' fee. Like sixty dildos and butt plugs and porn shit... But then I guess you'd have a whole lot of porn and shit that you might never use.. and it'd freak the crap out of potential girlfriends...

'What? The gimp suit?.... That... That's a funny story... *cough*... Umm like... it was a hush fee... And like... Fuck it. I'm a deviant.'

Maybe you did the right thing...

Although it would have been cool for festivals and parties... Maybe that's what your parties are lacking... Full latex chaps and a foot long flailing dildo. Who knows...