Tus.. with that control of the english language, maybe you ought to think about a job change. I was with you every step of the way.. I'm impressed. It sucks the big one that you had to clean the freezer, but it was all so passionate. imagine the world where you didn't get to release that pent-up passion and rage.
well. whatever inspires you to be creative... Get your ass back in a freezer.
Twice as much stuff in the freezer, icecreams stuck onto the floor, boxes stuck to the icecreams, frozen vomit, lost puppies... the lot. Stay in there twice as long and only be half done. Then, when you have to come back the next week to finish up, find that the freezer is broken, and now you have to finish up with the smell of rotting fish, slipping over in the entrails of long-frozen pets, all the while gasping for the smallest pocket of non-existant fresh air, Choking slowly on the thick undulating gas which replaces it...
I don't think Golden Child could handle that. He's good, some say he's the best, but a broken freezer is something I don't think anyone could handle. Could you imagine the smell? I could. Imagine you've somehow stumbled across a household refrigerator graveyard... there are thousands of abused, unused, defused and rooted fridges all stood up in ranks, like soldiers ready for war. Then, imagine the most enormous packet of Gladwrap you've ever seen and you completely cover this army of deceased whitegoods so no air could escape
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You won the war though.
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It was one of them, beats me how I ended up at the right one.
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I live in that world 6 days a week.
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Twice as much stuff in the freezer, icecreams stuck onto the floor, boxes stuck to the icecreams, frozen vomit, lost puppies... the lot. Stay in there twice as long and only be half done. Then, when you have to come back the next week to finish up, find that the freezer is broken, and now you have to finish up with the smell of rotting fish, slipping over in the entrails of long-frozen pets, all the while gasping for the smallest pocket of non-existant fresh air, Choking slowly on the thick undulating gas which replaces it...
:)
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