Just Dance - An OWBC: Chapter 5 - "Money, Honey"
Hello, and welcome back to Just Dance - An Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge! Last time, Bowie, Olivia and Ozzy all graduated from University. Olivia stayed at the lot to place-hold the possessions and money, whilst Bowie and Ozzy moved back into the main lot. Bowie will be free to leave once he unlocks three career rewards (due to a bonus I have chosen). But Ozzy - as the heir - must get married and produce three offspring.
Let’s continue.
Of course, there was a little something Bowie had to take care of first…
Ozzy: “Yay! A friend! :D”
Lady: “Yeah, super. Now, keep distracting me from this freak-fest, please.”
Bowie: “... Oops? ... LOL jk, I’m a knowledge sim. I’MMA REAP THOSE ASPIRATION POINTS.”
Pixie: “WHAT THE-”"
Censoring: keeping my LiveJournal suitable for teh chilluns.
“I hope you know how unhappy I am, you stupid trollop.”
Yeah, and you’re stinking up my OWBC family. Oh well. I’m sure you’ll make a great house maid.
... And then I remembered that I played with the Apocalypse Zombies hack...
Pixie: “I’MMA SNATCH YOUR BRAINS, BAD APPLE HEIR BOI.”
“Oh, your simself is gonna pay for this, Patbitch. SAY HELLO TO A FUGLY WEAVE.”
Goodbye censors. :( And goodbye, chillun! (Good riddance, etc.)
Totally: “... I think I recognise her.”
Pixie: “Kicking me out won’t stop me. MWHAHAHAHA!”
But life continued normally for the rest of the Gaga’s. Well, “normal”.
And since this is now the beginning of a new generation, they can finally get promoted! :')
Totally was apparently unfazed by this.
Ozzy, however, was nervous.
“OMFG I CAN’T WORK! WAAAAAH! HEIRS DON’T WORK!”
I hate to crush your hopes and dreams like a Beyoncé, but y’all are getting jobs; three, preferably.
Bowie, however, was fine with it.
“So if I unlock three career rewards, I’ll get to move in with my deliciously evil fiancé?”
That’s right.
“Excellent.”
Family dinner!
Ozzy: “Mother, it’s so fabulous to be back home!”
Totally: “I couldn’t agree less, Olly.”
She should teach parenting at community college.
Totally, being the wonderful, family-oriented sim she is, got invited on a date downtown with Loki Beaker. Of course, with her lifetime want to have 20 simultaneous lovers looming over her shoulder, she heartily agreed.
Lady Gaga - the loyal servo - manages to find ways to occupy her time... Ways that - unfortunately - do not involve cleaning the house. T__T
Lady: “I’mma make a lame sim with a terrible personality. He shall be called Patrick.”
I’m honoured. :'(
So whilst his wife was off on a date with one of the many crazy scientists of Strangetown, Christian returned home with a promotion. This is excellent for me; after all, due to the Base Game bonus there were no promotions in the last generation. Who knows - soon the Gagas may even be able to afford nice furniture! :')
Speaking of Totally, she’s still up to her old tricks...
Loki: “OMFG, A ROSE?!”
Totally: “Heh. They fall for it every time. *kisses teeth*”
But then this happened.
Green Glasses: “O HAY TOTALLY, I THINK YOU SEDUCED ME A FEW CHAPTERS AGO!”
Totally: “That’s the last time I make romantic interactions in public.”
Oh, honey, no one believes that.
Luckily Loki didn’t notice the man trying to hit on Totally, and the date ended on dream status.
“I REFUSE TO CLEAN THE SHOWER. CHRISTIAN IS NAKED. REPEAT - CHRISTIAN IS NAKED. ME NO CLEAN SHOWER.”
Lady caused some havoc as she ran amok in the Gaga household. T_T
“Walk, walk, fashion baby, work it move that biatch crazy! Walk, walk, passion baby, work it I’M A FREE BITCH, BABY!”
Doctor Social Bunny: “Ah, how fascinating. Lady’s genius mind has crossed the thin line into insanity.”
Oh dear.
Doctor Social Bunny: “Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Pink Social Bunny, pretend Psychiatrist.”
That’s all we need - a pink social bunny who thinks it’s a shrink. T_T
The Gagas ignored Lady’s insane cry for help.
Ozzy: “Waaaah! I haven’t been kissed!”
Totally: “Aw hell no! You ain’t lost your lip virginity? Boy, what kind of romance sim ARE YOU?!?!”
He definitely doesn’t take after his mother in the aspiration department...
“Haaaay. DID YA MISS ME???”
Oh crap.
“I’mma snatch your little gnome. MWHAHAHA.”
Not Senor! :'(
“This is for making me a zombie, bitch. My human self may be terrible at revenge, but SimMe is fabulous, darling. Don’t forget that.”
Doctor: “I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE, I SEE BOWIE’S UNDERPANTS!!!!”
Even the doctor is stable in this household. :/ I think we need a real Psychiatrist. Fast.
Totally: “I feel bad for shutting down my servo. She kind of reminds me of a metallic version of myself.”
Ozzy: “OMFG, WHY IS DAD NAKED IN THE SHOWER?!?!!”
Nudity in showers?! Blasphemous.
I think the Gaga household is slowly turning into an asylum...
Totally: “Welcome, Ozzy, to "Being a Good Romance Sim" - lesson five. Today we’ll be discussing he spatula trick, which is an excellent technique for seducing potential partners.”
Their dinner conversations are appropriate, right?
Ozzy seems to find leaving the asylum house to go to work very therapeutic. After seeing the above slide, I’m sure it’s hard to work out why. :/
Pixie: “I already kicked the trashcan? Dammit! I’ll have to find more revenge...”
I’m beginning to regret turning her simself into a zombie, now. ;_____;
In a last attempt to fix Lady, I may have broken a tiny rule and hired someone to fix her. Completely justified, of course. I don’t agree with servo neglect.
And she begins to wash the dishes as soon as she’s fixed. :') What an inspiration to all servos.
One of them got a promotion. Guess who!
(Clue: not Ozzy.)
But then this happened.
And I found myself asking why I hadn’t done it earlier. “THEY’RE BOTH ROMANCE SIMS!!!” screamed one half of my brain. “He has to get married, and she ain’t leaving the house,” reasoned the other half.
But the thought of Ozzy getting aspiration points was just too great to pass on.
Jack? Meet my lovely friend Pot. I think y’all will be very happy together.
And so Ozzy became platinum for the first time, meaning the energizer could be utilised.
And Bowie and Totally got promoted! Things were just going TOO well in the household. :')
Considering Lady was his friend during childhood, this was slightly creepy... But the aspiration points. OZZY + ASPIRATION POINTS = HAPPY PATRICK.
Totally: “THAT’S M-O-N-E-Y SO SEXY!”
“At least I know I didn’t get my sassy dancing skills from her. YOU FAIL. Teehee.”
Bowie’s borderline obesity was getting to be a real problem. GET THOSE BODY SKILLS, BOY!
The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner with the servo who just woohooed your son...
“I’mma go snatch back Senor from that zombie simself bitch.”
My love for Bowie increases daily.
Unfortunately, the Open For Business Bonus is very problematic. Luckily the energizer helped Ozzy make a good start towards that gold badge...
As per the rules of the Family Scrapbook Bonus, each member of the family must have their portrait (or a picture of them) on the walls of the house. So, using the Art career reward stolen from the Secret Society, Lady began by taking a photo of Christian.
I probably should have made him get dressed before the photo was taken...
Meanwhile, Bowie was busy studying the Path of Darkness. He even earned himself the green skin - just like Shelby, his fiancé.
“Ugh, I can’t believe you removed that brain eating hack. I’m starving!”
Aw, how sad. Now get off my lawn. T__T
Lady: “Leave before I MAKE you leave, bitch.”
Pixie: “I’m going, I’m going! Sheesh. Talk about cruelty to zombies.”
“PROMOTION Y’ALL!”
Notice Pixie’s zombie simself in the back, returning about an hour after being chased off by Lady. T___T
“I INFILTRATED YOUR HOME MWHAHAHAHA.”
And she wouldn’t leave. T__T Luckily Totally managed to kick her out before she caused any trouble.
Lady the servo got a job in the Medical career, which helped contribute towards the Workaholics Bonus (where we we have to unlock all 25 career rewards).
Totally’s double life continues, this time with Bella Goth (whom she woohooed at her business lot - Gaga’s Robo Workshop).
“My mother has a terrible taste in women. BELLA GOTH?!?! *barf*”
I don’t think she’s particularly fussy, Bowie.
Promotion?!?! :D
“Well, not quite...”
T___T
However, Christian managed to earn this beauty: the Journalism career reward!
Bowie managed to unlock THREE career rewards (the maximum a sim can unlock towards the total 25): the Showbiz career reward, the Music career reward and the Gamer career reward.
Farewell, Bowie! You shall be missed. :'(
“I can safely say I won’t miss this place...”
I can guess why.
Promotion, Totally? :D
“Yep! :D”
“LOL jk, I got demoted.”
T______________T
Christian brought home a woman from work. I almost asked her to leave, but luckily I kept her around. The Network interaction is absolutely wonderful.
Christian never lets me down. <3
Lady also managed to unlock a career reward: the Medical career reward. This takes our total up to 5 (which is great, considering the fact that there were no promotions last generation).
There were promotions occurring left, right and centre, so when both Totally and Lady rolled the want to adopt either a puppy or a kitty, I thought, “WHY NOT?”
But the kitty never showed up.
The man from the adoption centre arrived, BUT THERE WAS NO KITTY.
And apparently there was no kitty on my lot.
But I disagreed.
So now the family had a dying kitty named Sookie on the lot. Just as things were looking promising, my game kicked me to my knees and spat in my face. T__T
Every heir must write a novel for the Family Scrapbook bonus, which kept Ozzy occupied when he had no skilling to do.
Totally received a promotion, which allowed her to unlock the Intelligence career reward.
And Ozzy finished his novel (albeit badly).
Apparently it was a flop, but it still made a decent profit. And I don’t think the rules said it had to be a good novel, right? Good.
Both Lady and Totally needed new jobs, so Lady ended up in the Athletics career and Totally ended up in the Law enforcement career. Which meant they both need body skills - lots of them. Luckily, Lady didn’t seem to lose hygiene (seeing as she’s made of metal), which prolonged her exercising.
Promotions are beautiful.
But then this happened.
Ozzy brought home a young girl from work.
This glitch later became known as “The Attack of Pandora’s Box”.
Totally: “I hear you go by Chewie? That’s great, because I have a thing for wookiees.”
Chewie: “Let’s get lost, you can take me home, somewhere nice we can be alone.”
Totally: “I don’t take people home, gurl. Not after last time...”
Damn, this gurrrl moves fast. Almost as fast as I snatch weaves. Almost.
Here are six of the currently unlocked career rewards; from bottom-left to top-right: Showbiz (Bowie), Intelligence (Totally), Politics (Ozzy), Medical (Lady), Music (Bowie), Gamer (Bowie).
The seventh is the Journalism career reward, earned by Christian and placed beside his and Totally’s bed.
Pandora: “I’m back y’all!!!!!”
I think my game is broken. T_T
Christian unlocked the eighth career reward (his second): the Oceanography career reward.
And then this happened.
... See, Lady? This is what happens when you make food when nobody’s hungry. Which is pretty much all the time.
T____________T
Fireman: “If I have to come back here again, I’mma snatch your little servo head and serve it on a platter. Kapeesh?”
“I SMELL DELICIOUS. :D”
And this is where I shall leave y’all. Thanks a lot for reading! I promise that the next chapter will actually contain events - like the birth of the next generation.
Again, thanks for reading!