This new Homestar Runner cartoon is really quite funny. The best joke is about Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestling.Tonight was the first time since I started riding my bike home that I crashed. It was pretty awesome. My left hand got scratched up a bit, but it wasn’t too bad. The handlebars on the bike took a hit, though ( Read more... )

Oh my! Hot sauce in the eye! I can't see! Ouch! I'm blind!

In typical Patrick fashion, after a night of drinking on Thursday, I was walking up the walkway to the house and I misstepped. I fell to the ground and landed all wrong, twisting my ankle pretty badly. Keely pulled me up and I was able to get into the house and sit down. I was too drunk to really think about taking care of it, so I went to bed ( Read more... )

I just got my bill for the hospital visit last month. The visit costs $401. My insurance pays $156. That leave me with a bill of $245. That's fantastic. I can't afford that. I fucking hate the state of health care in this country.

I need to call the hospital and talk to them about making payments for that. I don't know what else I can do.

I've noticed that the pain hasn't changed much at all in the past week or ( Read more... )

I have decided to make my life more interesting by creating a fictional ( Read more... )

So, the hospital visit is finished now. I went there, waited about 3 hours in the waiting room and finally got to see a doctor. I strip, the doctor comes in and does a quick check over and gives me some pain killers. I'm feeling better already ( Read more... )

I got Mario Party 6. How did I get talked into that? The microphone that comes with it is kinda fun. I hope there is some other cooler game that uses it. It's actually the same as that Donkey Konga game. The bongos would be fun, but the game looks a little lacking ( Read more... )

What is up with me hurting my ass? Last night, I fell down the stairs while drunk and now it feels like my tailbone is broke or something. :(