Comments | pathtowar: Field Report #7932

pathtowar

Field Report #7932

Jan 29, 2008 15:07

Brief: In the wake of personal upheaval, unit is engaging in detailed technical analysis to determine the best course of recreation and rehabilitation.

( This is your brain on MMOs. )

operation lurking walrus, field report

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:08:07 UTC

Uh-huh. Now look back jus' a teense farther, 'cause it was Disney stuff that influenced all that manga crap in the first place. Conclusion?

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:09:32 UTC

YEAH, W/E. LAST I CHECKED IT WAS AMERICA THAT GOT THEIR HARBOR BOMBED.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:10:57 UTC

Looks like someone wasn't payin' enough attention!

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:12:38 UTC

Y'KNOW, THAT PICTURE REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I BLEW UP ABOUT TWENTY AUTOBOTS WITH A FEW WELL PLACED MINES.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:14:28 UTC

Yeah, I know how it was, back in the day. Ever see the fear in another mech's optics before you bring them down?

I never did. I just rained the fire down so hard that even the forward observation teams were wincin' into the comm.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:18:51 UTC

ONE 'A THESE DAYS I'LL SIT Y'DOWN WITH SOME ENERGON AN' GIVE YA ALL TH' GRITTY DETAILS ON HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS TORTURIN' HAPLESS AUTOBOTS FER INFORMATION I WAS PRETTY SURE THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:21:42 UTC

Thanks for remindin' me just how fleetin' the better moments of your kind really are.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:23:07 UTC

CAN Y'SAY Y'DIDN'T ENJOY KILLIN' OFF 'CONS THAT MIGHT'VE NEVER EVEN FIRED A SHOT AT A 'BOT BEFORE YOU BLEW THEM OFF TH' FACE OF TH' PLANET?

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:26:06 UTC

Yeah, 'cause there's lots of innocent sparklings runnin' around wearin' that purple sigil without the faintest idea what it means, huh?

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:43:19 UTC

...YOU'D BE SURPRISED. THERE'RE A LOT LESS DIFFERENCES 'TWEEN 'CONS AN' 'BOTS THAN YOU'D REALIZE AT FIRST, KETTLE.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:49:56 UTC

Amazin', you're already back to the gentle voice of empathy. Next time you want to talk about our common ground, you might wanna leave out the torture part.

I already told you once about this slag. Fuck off, 'cause I won't have the patience to let it slide the next time you pull this.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 03:08:57 UTC

I TORTURED 'BOTS AN' I LIKED IT.

FEEL FREE T'HOLD IT AGAINST ME. I DON'T CARE. 'S NOT A SECRET. AN' DON'T LET IT SLIDE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. 'M OPEN T'DISCUSSIN' YER ISSUES WITH ME ANY TIME Y'WANT, KETTLE.

forcy_breaker January 30 2008, 03:43:40 UTC

And you wonder why Autobots doesn't like Decepticons?

I think you should leave my kettle alone till either of you have something more sensible to say.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 04:18:38 UTC

WHAT, Y'THINK 'M STILL DOIN' IT?

PRIMUS, GO-BOT. IT WAS WAR. 'M SORRY IF YER AUTOBOT COMMANDERS PAINTED IT T'BE BIG FUCKIN' PUFFY CLOUDS AN' RAINBOWS FER YA, BUT GET OVER YERSELF.

forcy_breaker January 30 2008, 04:24:36 UTC

I'm just pointing out that's what most Autobots think of Decepticons.

As far as I know, it's mostly been 'Cons that haven't gotten over the war?

[[PRIVATE]] crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 04:30:23 UTC

IT'S BEEN BOTH. BUT... FER PRIMUS' SAKE, TRAILBREAKER - I DON'T SPIKE YER ENERGON. I DON'T ATTACK 'BOTS IN TH' HALLS. I MIGHT ARGUE WITH 'BOTS BUT I DON'T THROW TH' FIRST PUNCH IF I CAN HELP IT.

I DON'T REGRET WHAT I'VE DONE, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN 'M GONNA GO OUT AN' DO IT NOW. TH' FACT IS, I HAVE MORE RESPECT FER AUTOBOTS THAN Y'D THINK, BEFORE THIS CEASEFIRE AN' NOW.

Back to all threads