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pathtowar

Field Report #7932

Jan 29, 2008 15:07

Brief: In the wake of personal upheaval, unit is engaging in detailed technical analysis to determine the best course of recreation and rehabilitation.

( This is your brain on MMOs. )

operation lurking walrus, field report

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pathtowar January 30 2008, 01:46:37 UTC

Nah. Jews're scrappy.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 01:50:03 UTC

SS SOLDIERS > YER SCRAPPY JEWS.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 01:51:21 UTC

How amusin'.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 01:58:03 UTC

JAPAN DIDN'T EVEN NEED A FUNNY MUSTACHE. THEY JUST HAD PROPAGANDA LIKE THIS:

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:01:13 UTC

Protip: short-lived.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:02:46 UTC

YEAH, BUT SEE, JAPAN JUMPED RIGHT TH' FUCK BACK FROM THAT AN' NOW LOOK AT THE WESTERN CULTURE. 'S FUCKIN' LADEN WITH MOTHERFUCKIN' JAPANESE SHIT. LIKE FUCKIN' TENTACLES. SERIOUSLY. AN' GOJIRA. ER, GODZILLA. CAN'T EVEN TELL WHICH ONE'S RIGHT ANYMORE.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:08:07 UTC

Uh-huh. Now look back jus' a teense farther, 'cause it was Disney stuff that influenced all that manga crap in the first place. Conclusion?

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:09:32 UTC

YEAH, W/E. LAST I CHECKED IT WAS AMERICA THAT GOT THEIR HARBOR BOMBED.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:10:57 UTC

Looks like someone wasn't payin' enough attention!

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:12:38 UTC

Y'KNOW, THAT PICTURE REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I BLEW UP ABOUT TWENTY AUTOBOTS WITH A FEW WELL PLACED MINES.

GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:14:28 UTC

Yeah, I know how it was, back in the day. Ever see the fear in another mech's optics before you bring them down?

I never did. I just rained the fire down so hard that even the forward observation teams were wincin' into the comm.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:18:51 UTC

ONE 'A THESE DAYS I'LL SIT Y'DOWN WITH SOME ENERGON AN' GIVE YA ALL TH' GRITTY DETAILS ON HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS TORTURIN' HAPLESS AUTOBOTS FER INFORMATION I WAS PRETTY SURE THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE.

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:21:42 UTC

Thanks for remindin' me just how fleetin' the better moments of your kind really are.

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:23:07 UTC

CAN Y'SAY Y'DIDN'T ENJOY KILLIN' OFF 'CONS THAT MIGHT'VE NEVER EVEN FIRED A SHOT AT A 'BOT BEFORE YOU BLEW THEM OFF TH' FACE OF TH' PLANET?

pathtowar January 30 2008, 02:26:06 UTC

Yeah, 'cause there's lots of innocent sparklings runnin' around wearin' that purple sigil without the faintest idea what it means, huh?

crush_ur_bonez January 30 2008, 02:43:19 UTC

...YOU'D BE SURPRISED. THERE'RE A LOT LESS DIFFERENCES 'TWEEN 'CONS AN' 'BOTS THAN YOU'D REALIZE AT FIRST, KETTLE.

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