awkward or bad sex

[sweetaliss]

so this popped into my head and seems funny
I'm looking for something with really bad sex - someone's awkward, comes too soon, can't get it up, gets really emotional...anything along those lines.  then maybe there's some sweet comforting about the situation, and it ends with good sex.
seems like this would most likely go with first time experiences, but maybe drunk/high/sick would be applicable?
any pairing is good