I Will Explain, NOT Apologize
Apparently I offended a few people at my place of employment. Now I have to explain myself. I did not want to have to do this, but I put too much confidence in your level of intelligence. I hate stupid people.
This entire journal is satire. Even this entry right now has satire included. If you are too naive to notice it when you see it, you are probably too ignorant to know what it means. I refuse to explain it in this journal. Ask your English teacher or ask me next time you see me. Everything is so over-the-top, and exaggerated that I cannot see how anyone could have taken it as seriously as you did. All I do is take an iota of truth (in this case it was something that also annoys me) and I put all of my aggression into it. The outcome is quite satirical and quite funny. At least it was according to everyone I talked to before Christmas Eve.
Another thing you all should consider is if that is the worst thing I can come up with when I think of you, you should be glad.
I don't know what you hoped to accomplish by bringing the printed journal to work, but I am glad you did because I will probably receive many more visits and hopefully more comments. Please feel free to comment on anything you would like or, in this case, don't like. Besides I can say or write anything about anyone that I please, outside of work. If anyone would get in trouble by the managers it would be the people who bring it to the workplace. This is one of the things that I love about this country.
I hope you all feel enlightened by my explanation and now understand the purpose of the journal.
Goodbye and if you disagree with me, Fuck You!
This entire journal is satire. Even this entry right now has satire included. If you are too naive to notice it when you see it, you are probably too ignorant to know what it means. I refuse to explain it in this journal. Ask your English teacher or ask me next time you see me. Everything is so over-the-top, and exaggerated that I cannot see how anyone could have taken it as seriously as you did. All I do is take an iota of truth (in this case it was something that also annoys me) and I put all of my aggression into it. The outcome is quite satirical and quite funny. At least it was according to everyone I talked to before Christmas Eve.
Another thing you all should consider is if that is the worst thing I can come up with when I think of you, you should be glad.
I don't know what you hoped to accomplish by bringing the printed journal to work, but I am glad you did because I will probably receive many more visits and hopefully more comments. Please feel free to comment on anything you would like or, in this case, don't like. Besides I can say or write anything about anyone that I please, outside of work. If anyone would get in trouble by the managers it would be the people who bring it to the workplace. This is one of the things that I love about this country.
I hope you all feel enlightened by my explanation and now understand the purpose of the journal.
Goodbye and if you disagree with me, Fuck You!