Randy - Guy/Girl?!?
(Disclaimer: You might have had to been there.)
OH MY GOD!
Today after school Dan Pfleegor, Chris Melendez, Joe Bianco, and myself took a trip up to the local Wendy's. While waiting in line for our food, we happen to notice the cashier. He/she was indistinguishable between a male and a female! With the facial structure of a guy, a mustache, the height, and broad shoulders, one would think he/she was a guy. If you look at the walk, the talk, the hair style, the plucked eyebrows, the very effeminate motions, you would think he/she was a girl. Put all the qualities together and you get...SHE-MALE!
We all immediately lost our composure. The Ridgewood kids in front of us started to laugh, too. He/she was such a freak, every time I looked up I would burst out laughing. Once we took our seats, the jokes began to flow. Dan was eating his chili and said, "I can't believe you guys don't like chili." I responded with, "Oh no, we like chili, just not the special chili prepared by Raaaaandy."
I compared Randy to Lisa Cerra. Chris said, "I would fuck Lisa way before I would touch that thing." I said, "What the fuck's the matter with you, I would rather cut off my own genitalia than touch either of them." He pondered for a second and soon grew disgusted with himself after realizing who Lisa Cerra was and that she is nothing like the person he meant to say. We laughed so hard, Chris was giggling like a little school-girl, something I never heard emanate from him before.
Dan starts to talk about the dirt-bag kids from Ridgewood, saying that they were making him laugh. He turns around and says, "Hey, what's your name?" The girl, seemingly flattered said, "Who me?" Dan said, "No, his name," and pointed to the kid next to her. This freaked them out. After seeing the she-male they were understandably on edge. We started laughing all over again.
I was talking rather boisterously and the gang asked me if I had even the least bit of sympathy. I replied with a resounding NO! I have no sympathy for a self-induced freak such as Randy. He/she deserves to be ridiculed at every turn. If he/she wants attention he/she will get it, but it will definitely be harsh, negative attention. I asked another Wendy's employee, Mike Scala, and he said that he wished he knew, but that he did know that Randy was a professional transvestite who has been on the Maury Povich show. Professional transvestite!? Is that oppose to the amateur ones that are allowed to participate in the freak Olympics, and are a transvestite for the love of being one, not for the money. I don't know. Well, the general consensus is that Randy was born a guy and is only part way through his/her hormone treatment. After we left, we all let out yells of disgust.
I must say that that was the best Wendy's experience I have every had. About 30 minutes straight of non-stop laughing, and transvestite bashing. It was classic.
OH MY GOD!
Today after school Dan Pfleegor, Chris Melendez, Joe Bianco, and myself took a trip up to the local Wendy's. While waiting in line for our food, we happen to notice the cashier. He/she was indistinguishable between a male and a female! With the facial structure of a guy, a mustache, the height, and broad shoulders, one would think he/she was a guy. If you look at the walk, the talk, the hair style, the plucked eyebrows, the very effeminate motions, you would think he/she was a girl. Put all the qualities together and you get...SHE-MALE!
We all immediately lost our composure. The Ridgewood kids in front of us started to laugh, too. He/she was such a freak, every time I looked up I would burst out laughing. Once we took our seats, the jokes began to flow. Dan was eating his chili and said, "I can't believe you guys don't like chili." I responded with, "Oh no, we like chili, just not the special chili prepared by Raaaaandy."
I compared Randy to Lisa Cerra. Chris said, "I would fuck Lisa way before I would touch that thing." I said, "What the fuck's the matter with you, I would rather cut off my own genitalia than touch either of them." He pondered for a second and soon grew disgusted with himself after realizing who Lisa Cerra was and that she is nothing like the person he meant to say. We laughed so hard, Chris was giggling like a little school-girl, something I never heard emanate from him before.
Dan starts to talk about the dirt-bag kids from Ridgewood, saying that they were making him laugh. He turns around and says, "Hey, what's your name?" The girl, seemingly flattered said, "Who me?" Dan said, "No, his name," and pointed to the kid next to her. This freaked them out. After seeing the she-male they were understandably on edge. We started laughing all over again.
I was talking rather boisterously and the gang asked me if I had even the least bit of sympathy. I replied with a resounding NO! I have no sympathy for a self-induced freak such as Randy. He/she deserves to be ridiculed at every turn. If he/she wants attention he/she will get it, but it will definitely be harsh, negative attention. I asked another Wendy's employee, Mike Scala, and he said that he wished he knew, but that he did know that Randy was a professional transvestite who has been on the Maury Povich show. Professional transvestite!? Is that oppose to the amateur ones that are allowed to participate in the freak Olympics, and are a transvestite for the love of being one, not for the money. I don't know. Well, the general consensus is that Randy was born a guy and is only part way through his/her hormone treatment. After we left, we all let out yells of disgust.
I must say that that was the best Wendy's experience I have every had. About 30 minutes straight of non-stop laughing, and transvestite bashing. It was classic.