True Blood double Thoughts :)
Okay y'all, here's Thought's on last weeks:
*Oh, Tommy. WTF, son? LOL, gators like marshmallows. And hee, "I fucked up." "Yeah, I see that, Tommy". For a second I thought Tommy gator-ate his own parents, and I was all zomg wtf show, I swear to god. But they opted to NOT have some guy eat his own father's corpse, and I think that was probably the right decision.
*Lafayette, Jesus, and Tara are DONE with this vampire-spell-casting bullshit, you guys. Because now Pam is pissed, and you just don't want Pam to be pissed at you. So, off to Mexico we go. Aw, dead goat, sad. Cool hat, Jesus. Who is Brujo-grandad's pregnant companion?
*Bahahaha "they sing at thier church". They sure do, Terry. OMG, how awesome is Lettie-Mae Daniels now that she's all shiny and clean and married? You get that sage up in those corners, Lettie-Mae.
*Mean, dream Godric is mean. Poor Eric, he had a bad dream! Aww, he's all snuggly and crying and stuff.
*Wow, Hoyt is sort of a jerk these days. Jessica is way too good for him. I don't usually ship, but I'm starting to get on board with Jason/Jessica. And awww, I love her: "It's all in the wrist!"
*BRB, LOLing forever at Portia. Portia honey, Grandpa's Just Not That Into You. But for srs, Bill, was that really a glamouring moment? I mean, wouldn't a simple, "Sweetie, you listen to granddaddy now and go on home" have done it?
*OMG, Bill, I love you until the end of time. "Oh good, the world needs more beekeepers!" Yes, Pam has thought about "extra lipstick", but see, *pulls a chunk of her lip off and drops it on Bill's desk with a whimper". Bill: "Well, the veil then." Hahahahaha this will never not be hilarious to me.
*Ohhh, Tara. You busted honey.
*Jason and Hoyt's conversation about Jason being raped - hmmm. I mean, okay, it wasn't handled as well as it could have been, but these two are hardly a brain trust, so I guess that's about all we could expect, y'know? And, it's kind of presumptuos to assume that just because he was raped, the only appropriate response is shivering trauma - that's just as bad as assuming that just because he's a man, he shouldn't care. Besides, maybe Jason's tiny possum hindbrain was perceptive enough to pick up on the fact that the Hotshot women were kind of brainwashed into doing it, so in a way, they were raped too? I mean, probably not, but maybe?
*Yay, Holly's back! Hi Holly! She's so pretty and trashy and lovely. I adore her for reasons I can't explain. Are we ever going to explore her backstory a little more, or is this as much of Holly as we're going to get?
*Aw, Sookie in her sundress trying to scam Marnie. Four for you Gran, you go Gran.
*Damn, I like that Katarina chick a lot more now. Or less? IDK. But wtf, Antonia, wtf is going on right here. Vampire priests, well, okay then.
*Bahahaha Pam wants to tear shit up. Marnie has no idea WTF she did and Bill has little to no idea wtf he is supposed to do now.
*Oh, new pack master. What a scary, scary dude. Look at him all short and tiny with his greasy hair. Alcide is bringing the testosterone, and suddenly this new pack master who btw is totally Luna's babydaddy is leaving, so, good luck with that.
*Dawwww, Terry and Arlene are kind of adorable. I'm glad they're both gettin' some. Tacky sheets though. And hey, creepy baby and/or creepy doll just set your house on fire, so that's something you may wanna look into.
*Hee, Jason's sex dream. Yeah, you just dreamed about boning Hoyt, bro.
*Tara, way to be expositional in the worst possible way. ILU girl, but come on now.
*I'm likin' these new sheriffs. I think the show probably has enough characters already, but this Luis dude who told us all about Antonia back in the day is kind of awesome. I like the chick who told Pam about her ear too.
*Pamela, wtf hon. i know your face is rotting and you're a little out of sorts right now, but selling out Eric is a rookie move.
This week:
*Hee, vamp skype!
*Bill, I love you and all, and the rabid Eric/Sookie shippers usually piss me off, but dude, way to be an annoying cockblock.
*Yeah, Bill's a liar and whatnot. So is Sookie. So is pretty much everyone by now.
*Bahaha Jason, you lovable tool. You're no panther, boy. Enjoy your moonlight flirtations with your BFFs girlfriend.
*Aw, Arlene. I know she's a racist but no smokin' in the boo-dwahr. Creepy baby is a creepy, houseburning creature from hell, and who is the ghost lady who waved at him? Hallow?. Coby and Lisa are very calm for kids whose house just exploded in front of them.
*Holly is way too good for Andy!
*Awwwww, Pam hiding under her little blanket in the corner. I know she's a scary ass vampire who kills things, but she needs a hug right now.
*Did Tara and Naomi ever get their food after Jessica ran out? Or did they have to fight Pam on an empty stomach?
*Sookie looked cute when she ran inside to get beer.
*Now, when Alcide did that whole "Debbie needs to keep her mouth shut" thing, it sounded a little like "woman, you shut your damn face and let the menfolk sort this out amongst themselves", but luckily he didn't keep going on in that vein. She so cray cray. You can just tell she's about to lose her shit royal all over again. And lol, "please tell me she didnt' just compare us to cats".
*Ruh-roh. Tommy is a skinwalker. I loled a little when he fired Sookie, because I love her and all, but it's about damn time. But having sex with Luna? Well now, that's rape, and as I think we can all attest, we've been there already this season.
*But guess what? MOAR RAPE. Luis's hobo looking maker told him to rape Antonia, which was enough to earn him some sun. Marnie cuts herself like an emo teenager, and all of a sudden Antonia is all up in our grills.
*Eric is really rather lovely now, yes? Freeing Pam may have been a not-so-great idea from Tara and Naomi's perspectives, but you can see his heart was in the right place. And aw, Bill. He needs several hugs right now.
*I'm never one to complain about seeing either Anna Paquin or Askaars naked, but I did have to lol at the corniness of the setting -the forest in the moonlight? Bahahaha, way to Mills and Boon it, y'all.