i'm all tingly
when i don't get enough sleep or i wake up from an unplanned nap unexpectedly i feel all tingly. kind of like when you sneeze sometimes and get the same feeling. hahaha speaking of sneezing i was talking to some of the girls at work about how sometimes i sneeze and it feels like my ovaries are about to explode. apparently this had never happened to either of them. whatever. they must be all loose inside. speaking of naps i just took one and when i woke up i was SUPER surprised to find that i had actually been asleep bc the entire time i hd been dreaming about how i was awake. of course this was a really boring dream but it was still a shocker when i woke up! ahahaha
omg guess what? lizzie is coming to see me on tuesday! yaaaaaay fun! i'm really excited. i've been thinking of all of the fun adventures we can take. woo hoo!
mmkay i have nothing else to talk about except work. my boss has been on vacay the last week and then the day that he gets back is the day i start my vaca so i can't even tell him all the juicy gossip or all of my super important HR related crap! lame! oh well. i'm really tired from working this past week so it's good i'm going to be taking some days off.
other than that i am having some fall lust. first of all i am going to have to go traveling into the forests of california to see some pretty leaves for the fall. maybe lizzie can come with me. i still haven't gone to big bear and everyone keeps talking about it. they have fun foresty type stuff to do there. then i am lusting after fall clothing and boots already and am trying to scheme up some ways to have extra money to buy a super fun fall wardrobe. bigbagofmoneyfallinmylapplea$e!
omg speaking of pregnancy, the girls at work keep mentioning having a fetus. and i keep mentioning how i think the idea is ok but i just don't want to have to go through the part where i have a fetus inside of me and then it rips it's way out of my vagina. why haven't i found any other girl who finds that equally as unhappy as i do? i mean i know it's all "natural" and everything but gaaaaaag. maybe it's bc i'm not in a relationship and can't relate entirely to the idea of being with someone i would want to make a mini me with.
let's move on to family news. i still haven't talked to my brother pretty much all summer. i still think he is waiting for me to call him first which is a little silly but i did actually call him and his number wasn't working soooooo totally not my fault! he shouldn't have moved to milwaukee! why would you leave sunny california for that! my sister is moving to north carolina bc that is where the military is sending my brother in law. my niece is almost 20 yrs old now! (god i remember when she was a baby!) and she got her own apartment and is going to stay in georgia and go to school. i think she is going to art school. she's really good. that shit runs in the family. my sister hates north carolina already and they havent even flown there yet. she really wanted to move back to hawaii but it looks like that isn't happening yet. see how the military owns you!? my other sister and brother i haven't talked to since my birthday annnd apparently my aunt and uncle went on a super fun fabulous vaca to new orleans. they always go on really good vacations they should really take me with them. it only took me 20 years of my life to actually understand what my uncle was saying to me bc his accent is so thick. haha and also to discover he really likes country music.
i want to go traveling and shopping. let's quit our lives and just have fun until we die.
omg guess what? lizzie is coming to see me on tuesday! yaaaaaay fun! i'm really excited. i've been thinking of all of the fun adventures we can take. woo hoo!
mmkay i have nothing else to talk about except work. my boss has been on vacay the last week and then the day that he gets back is the day i start my vaca so i can't even tell him all the juicy gossip or all of my super important HR related crap! lame! oh well. i'm really tired from working this past week so it's good i'm going to be taking some days off.
other than that i am having some fall lust. first of all i am going to have to go traveling into the forests of california to see some pretty leaves for the fall. maybe lizzie can come with me. i still haven't gone to big bear and everyone keeps talking about it. they have fun foresty type stuff to do there. then i am lusting after fall clothing and boots already and am trying to scheme up some ways to have extra money to buy a super fun fall wardrobe. bigbagofmoneyfallinmylapplea$e!
omg speaking of pregnancy, the girls at work keep mentioning having a fetus. and i keep mentioning how i think the idea is ok but i just don't want to have to go through the part where i have a fetus inside of me and then it rips it's way out of my vagina. why haven't i found any other girl who finds that equally as unhappy as i do? i mean i know it's all "natural" and everything but gaaaaaag. maybe it's bc i'm not in a relationship and can't relate entirely to the idea of being with someone i would want to make a mini me with.
let's move on to family news. i still haven't talked to my brother pretty much all summer. i still think he is waiting for me to call him first which is a little silly but i did actually call him and his number wasn't working soooooo totally not my fault! he shouldn't have moved to milwaukee! why would you leave sunny california for that! my sister is moving to north carolina bc that is where the military is sending my brother in law. my niece is almost 20 yrs old now! (god i remember when she was a baby!) and she got her own apartment and is going to stay in georgia and go to school. i think she is going to art school. she's really good. that shit runs in the family. my sister hates north carolina already and they havent even flown there yet. she really wanted to move back to hawaii but it looks like that isn't happening yet. see how the military owns you!? my other sister and brother i haven't talked to since my birthday annnd apparently my aunt and uncle went on a super fun fabulous vaca to new orleans. they always go on really good vacations they should really take me with them. it only took me 20 years of my life to actually understand what my uncle was saying to me bc his accent is so thick. haha and also to discover he really likes country music.
i want to go traveling and shopping. let's quit our lives and just have fun until we die.