Title: The Grasshopper Unit (2/2)
Summary: Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.

part one

( So here's the plan. )

Title: The Grasshopper Unit (1/2)

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: kid!fic (but not THAT kid!fic). Actually more like toddler!fic. Do not attempt to read this without a healthy does of insulin nearby.
Summary: Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS ( Read more... )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File

Summary: Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]?
“We can’t... I mean...”
“We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.”
- Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

part two

( Things were tense. )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File

Summary: Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]?
“We can’t... I mean...”
“We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.”
- Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

part one

( Ray had the patience of a saint. )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened. Also: NOT kid!fic.
Warnings:Lots of jokes at Panic!’s expense. Swearing. Recreational drug use. Violence. Puns.
Note: Not not not NOT kid!fic. This is a different AU starring Brendon entirely. Brendon/Ryan and Gerard/Frank (shocking, I know). 27,500 ( Read more... )