-PIRATES YO
-...Wait, who jogs at night?
-Lol, Dean and his Impala.
-"I am calm! Where's my car?"
-Sam's a drama queen!
-"Can I shoot her?" "Not in public."
-Where is Bella's accent? FAAAAKE!
-"You really wanna come near me when I got a loaded gun in my hands?"
-Dean is cute when he pouts
-Creepy man in mirror! Creepy man in mirror!
-Creepy man in car! Creepy man in car!
-Aw... Emo boys
-D: Sammy needs a hug! ...I VOLUNTEER!
-"I think the three of us should have a heart to heart." "That's assuming that you have a heart."
-Dean is jealous that Sammy has a date!
-LOL Sexy James Bond music!
-OMG Angry Sex!
-Behave Dean, behave!
-Lol Sam's date
-"We can crash anything Dean." "Yeah, I know, but this is easier and way more entertaining."
-"He's playing hard to get. That's cute."
-Chug chug chug chug!
-"I'm thinking." "Don't strain yourself."
-"I didn't want you thinking, you're not very good at that."
-Lol Dean mocking
-Sam is being molested!
-Gross, hand
-I sense another gay incest- Oh... It was their dad. LAME.
-"You stink like sex."
-HA HA TAKE THAT BELLA
-"You know what you're right, I'm not gonna kill her. I think slow torture's the way to go."
-"Do you really think this is going to work?" "Almost definitely not."
-Ha ha Latin
-Oh noes! They be killin my rival!
-Um... Trippy
-"You're so damaged!" "Takes one to know one..."
-DON'T TALK LIKE THAT DEAN!
-Deeeeeeeeean!