Armed Intervention 009 || Zombiefield.

Sep 19, 2011 15:22

 [ A - Action! Your Street! ]

[ If you thought this event couldn't get any stranger, you're wrong. Hello, panicked Mayfield citizens! A huge shuttle, that seems to take up most of the street, will be parading down the road. It'll appear to be taking down anything it touches, fire hydrants, street lights, and armies and armies of zombies, as it trudges along the road. Any and all zombies are seemingly crushed by this flying tank. that just seems to be grinding on the road. Behind her are scores of flattened zombies.

The shuttle, with its army crushing might, will continue to slowly roll down the street until it stops fully right in fron of your house. Screams of zombies can heard trapped underneath her shuttle. You may ask just why this level of insanity is present in the streets. Then, you'll get your answer in two words: Nena Trinity.

She serenely parks the shuttle and walks out of it, and, from the look of things, she seems absolutely ecstatic today! She'll turn to you, overjoyed as ever, and wave before shouting the loudest, most cheerful Hiiiii!!! ever heard in human history. ]

[ B - Bunker Street and streets close to it! ]

[ Nena's prejudiced anti-brain eater campaign continues with her latest warfare: Hong Kong's pet tiger. She borrowed it without permission and is now taking it out for a walk. If you catch her on this walk, you'll see her shouting loudly at the tiger. ]

Sick 'em, boy!

[ And so the baby tiger will run and attack the zombie, ripping off one of its arms and fiercely, yet playfully clawing at it.

Someone needs to get better animal warfare.

ooc: Tiger borrowed with ooc permission from Hong Kong's mun! ]

[ C - The Park! ]

[ Speaking of getting better warfare, Nena's pro-living war continues as she uses her attack ducks in battle against the zombies.

Thing is? They suck. Horrendously. Though, at first, Nena seems to get the upper hand by having the ducks successfully fly into zombies, but, none of them made it to the brain. So, the zombies will bite them and they'll be instantly affected and zombified.

Only one duck, Jake, her favorite who she'd protect from battle, didn't go. So, hello Mayfield spectators! Feel free to watch Nena panic, scream and run around from a couple of zombie attack ducks with knives attached to their head.

Just another ordinary day in Mayfield! ]

[ D - Inside Nena's shuttle! Anytime! ]

[ Yep! You aren't sure how it happened, or why, but you've found that the best way to be safe is to go into a crazy yangire's shuttle for protection. At least it can tank those zombies, right? She does begin to talk after you end up in her shuttle though. ]

Hey! Do you want anything to eat?! I have some cupcakes that should last us a couple of months! And some other stuff!

[ Yep. Though it's obvious to anyone that Nena's shuttle was made for carrying supplies by the decent amounts of food in there, the fact that she's shelved over 50 cupcakes is something. The ability to eat these cupcakes is probably unfavorable to taking your chances in the wild with the zombies. They're absolutely loaded with sugar, and just one is enough to cause a cavity. ooc: feel free to handwave your character staying here for a couple of days for protection! there should be enough room for your character and rations if ... she can fit a gundam in there. ]

[ E - Phone! ]

These zombies are so easy to kill with my shuttle, I don't even get why everyone is so worked up over them~! [ CUTE GIRLISH GIGGLING. ] Anyways, if anyone wants to be saved just let me know! My shuttle has enough food and space to fit and help a loooooot of people and I'm probably one of the only few that can help anyways~ [ another giggle. It's clear she's only in this for the glory. ]

Also! Guys! Did you know zombies are flammable? I was the first to discover this so if you use it be sure to thank me later for helping you survive~!

[ Someone is a little full of themselves today. ]

[ F - Outside 766 Bunker Street/For Household. ]

[ A zombie is facedown on the lawn and on fire. What the hell do you do?! ]

[ ooc: please note that I may be a bit slow to reply to tags for an hour from 4-5 Pacific Standard Time aha /)_(\ I will reply to them instantly when I get home. ]

c: eva is a badass mother, &that shitty daughty song aka home, c: charles is the britney to my rihanna, c: rise is my twinny, c: lancer's evil twin brother, [action post], &other people's houses are flammable :d, c: adachi likes bitches and whores, &the city ... of mayfield!, lights nena action

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