Armed Intervention 008 || The war on pink (Part 1)

[partytoastess]

 [ A - Phone ]

[ It wasn't often Nena had a serious use to use the phone, but, regardless, she had to now. An epiphany came, nearly out of nowhere. With all of the dronings of people close to her... there was always one thing in common.

She liked them, or she knew them well. When Nena picks up the phone, she sounds serious. In fact, so serious that

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[bitemescumbag]

[He'd scoped out the attack ducks for a while earlier - with great amusement, in fact.

His reaction to the face full of cupcake is less entertained.

So he'll be wiping frosting off his face while you give your spiel okay.]

Support? Is it for your aim? 'cuz I can't tell if that's fine as it is, or if it needs a bit of readjusting...

[partytoastess]

[ Giggling as if nothing is happening at all!! ]

No! It's for my War Campaign against Mayfield! They've declared a war on pink and I am going to win it! For pink!

[bitemescumbag]

[wipe clean, sample. ooh, strawberry.]

Against pink. Not, y'know, against anything else? Just pink.

[partytoastess]

Nope. Just pink. It's war.

[ The most serious, pensive glare ever ]

[bitemescumbag]

[ y e a h h h . . .

He still thinks you crazy, girl.

But it's an interesting and amusing crazy at least. So even if he's not reacting to this GRAVE NEWS with the solemn respect it deserves, he's keeping himself from mocking the crusade so far.]

How the heck do you wage war on a whole damn color?!

[partytoastess]

[ She's a bit defensive to this. How dare he not realize how you can wage a war on an entire color

Not that she knows how to. But she'll just bring about a chewbacca defense and hopes it keeps him busy! ]

How did we get to mayfield in the first place?

[bitemescumbag]

[Spoken in the most "duh" voice ever to "duh" at someone.]

Beats the hell outta me.

[partytoastess]

So, Mayfield can do the impossible. Glad we established that!

[ yuri you were just outwitted by a girl that believes it's possible to wage a war on a color ]

[bitemescumbag]

[This is not surprising. At all. Being Harmonixer is suffering...]

Okay. But your hair's still pink. So's that weird crap in my medicine cabinet at home. Wouldn't it just make sense for 'em to go "poof!", everything pink is now gray?

[partytoastess]

[ She giggles, offering a an excuse that seems as if it was made up on the spot - except she says this perfectly seriously except how she prepared before ]

My hair is pink, but I'm too strong to get pink, and Mayfield just can't erase pink out of existence! Pink is the most powerful of the colors so Mayfield can't get rid of it entirely! It has to move slowly! Pink is more powerful than Mayfield and that's why Mayfield wants it gone so it has to pick at it!!

[bitemescumbag]

[But if pink then how will they make with what is being why.]

...

...I have no idea what you just said. Can I just agree with you so this headache stops before it really kicks in?

[partytoastess]

[ Being why has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? ]

Sure!! Only if you promise to support my war campaign!

[bitemescumbag]

[...Sure! Why not!?]

And what, exactly, do I have to do to do that?

[partytoastess]

Promise to be my soldier!! Or wear something pink!!! Or paint your house pink! Or paint yourself pink! Or paint others pink! Or eat only pink things, it's called being a pinkaterian, or sing songs about pink or you can kill people with pink things!!

Any of those things would be applicable!

[bitemescumbag]

[And he starts muttering to himself, going through the list.]

Ix nay on the oldier stay. No pink clothes. House'll repair -- I hope. Hell no. Others pink...

...Yeah, I can probably do one of those.

[partytoastess]

Which one!?

[ You didn't think you'd be getting off that easy, did you?

She'll just be grinning like a maniac, hoping it's the last one with all of her tiny heart ]