101 Reasons it's Great to be Queer!

[parsleytree]

Let's face it, we are ALWAYS talking about all the reasons it sucks to be gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, etc.

This is just for laughs... but it's about damn time we relished a little in our blessings.

1. Always celebrating and fighting for love.
2. Gay Kingdom
3. “Coming Out” is good practice for living honestly.
4. Apparently, almost everything is “sooo gay”… who’s a minority???
5. They're always talking about us.
6. Everyone thinks we have the power to bring civilization to it’s knees.
7. No male and female "role models" doing as good a job as your parents did. (ha)
8. Secret society, anyone?
9. Everyone likes a rebel… and everyone seems to think we are.
10. We’re really handy…
11. And tongue-in-cheek!
12. Rainbow is the new black.
13. We can dance like Ellen and people STILL cheer.
14. To give is better than to receive.
15. No shortage of women friends with pick up trucks when it comes time to move.
16. The gay mafia! Like Queer eye for the straight Godfather!
17. You  can always count on your girlfriend to have a spare tampon.
18. Not having to shave anything you don’t want to.
19. Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin weren’t.
20. Bush, Castro, and Santorum aren’t.
21. Neither was Jack the Ripper or Saddam Hussein- get the picture?
22. Everyone just forgets about the “S” part of GSA.
23. Everyone thinks we know everything.
24. We get our identity crisis' out of the way early.
25. Everyone knows that fairies can fly!
26. Somehow no one's on us for having interracial relationships.
27. Over 500 other couples come to our courthouse weddings.
28. We have taken the longest walk down the isle towards marriage in the history of the world.
29. We own Rocky Horror.
30. The only sex objects we have are those who want to be,
31. If we don't want to be sex objects, we buy them.
32. LOGO
33. Lesbian superpowers!
34. No one misleads us about our sex in Sex Ed.
35. We're not afraid of "Bears".
36. No mother in laws for women to deal with.
37. No over protective fathers for men.
38. We can call anyone "girlfriend" whether or not they are a girl or a friend.
39. Sex is never shameful.
40. The camera loves us.
41. Our flag is prettier.
42. So are our men.
43. And our women are more handsome.
44. Sometimes sex is just sex.
45. We truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
46. Trannys do it both ways!
47. Bisexuals have all the fun!
48. Love that dare not speak it's name refuses to shut up!
49. The oppressed ones always look better in pictures.
50. Similar stamina… all night long.
51. The history behind the history. A thousand years of queers.
52. Gay Penguins!!!
53. Some men just look better in eye liner…
54. Some women just don’t.
55. Because men don’t need therapy in the bedroom.
56. Because sometimes women do.
57. Why limit yourself to just one or two sex organs? It’s all about the sexy hip bones.
58. Two heads are better than one.
59. Blacks, women, and now GLBT… the path is clear for change.
60. We got Jolie.
61. AND Madonna.
62. And Alanis Morrisette, Elton John, and Jewel.
63. No down sides to a ménage à trios: everyone wins!
64. Who wants the straight and narrow anyways?
65. Stopping the over population of the planet, one queer kiss at a time.
66. That which bends does not break- open mindedness.
67. Straight people don't get parades!
68. No one doubts our fashion sense, even if it sucks.
69. Dental dams come in more colors and flavors than condoms.
70. 1,000,001 gender expressions.
71. No unplanned pregnancies
72. After your tenth, you get a toaster!
73. Fewer STD's
74. Supply matches demand perfectly
75. Great minds think alike!
76. All kinds of people want to cuddle!
77. You are your own form of birth control
78. We’re the life of the party.
79. Double the wardrobe, double the fun.
80. Real orgasms
81. Everyone loves a gay cowboy… or cowgirl, for that matter.
82. The toilet seat stays where you want it.
83. 8000 nerve endings in one small place. Men will never understand.
84. Bathrooms are segregated by gender.
85. So are locker rooms
86. Dorms
87. and sports teams.
88. We never get ignored.
89. You can’t feel like a piece of meet when you’re to busy ogling back!
90. Pets listen better.
91. Who wants 2.5 kids anyways?
92. Lesbians are low carb.
93. You don't have to tote condoms everywhere-
94. or deal with used ones.
95. No one teases us for listening to disco or bubble gum pop.
96. We’re in every holy book! We must be blessed!
97. People actually listen when you talk fashion.
98. You can get your hair done together.
99. It's boring to always think you're right.
100. YMCA is more than just an overplayed song: it’s an anthem!
101. The other side is so pathetically stupid. http://www.literaryillusions.com/opinions/2008/04/gay-marriage-ba/