Therapeutic compulsive Simpsons quoting, go!
LISA: *sob* "She called me a 'PC thug'."
HOMER: "Oh yeah? I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting."
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LISA: "I hate being young, no one listens to me."
GRAMPA: "I hate being old, no one listens to ya!"
HOMER: "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
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Seriously, world. When Homer Simpson recognizes his privilege faster than you do, you know you've got homework to do.
HOMER: "Oh yeah? I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting."
...
LISA: "I hate being young, no one listens to me."
GRAMPA: "I hate being old, no one listens to ya!"
HOMER: "I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
...
Seriously, world. When Homer Simpson recognizes his privilege faster than you do, you know you've got homework to do.