Gender Bender
Story time with Parry:
Remembering my childhood
(This may explain why I'm insane)
When I was a little girl, (Or boy, take your pick) of about six, my two best friends lived across the street from me. They were two black girls named Alice and Jasmen. And we used to hang out all the time, Watching Shinning Time Station and what not. One day we were playing with Barbies, thats right, PLAYING WITH BARBIES, And Of course I was Ken. And his god damned head kept falling off and it creeped the mortal shit out of us all.
So I thought to myself "hey, it would really be funny to see white Kens head on Black Barbies Body!" And that was the begining of the Mad Science experiments that would plauge the plastic beauty contest role models. Soon limbs were being exchanged and all sorts of hideous mutants appeared. And soon after that I was no longer allowed to play with Barbies.