1. Put your playlist on shuffle.
2. Post lyrics from the first 20 songs under an LJ cut.
3. See who can guess the song title and artist.
4. When someone guesses the title and artist correctly, strikeout the song.
5. GOOGLE IS VERBOTEN!
1. I know you think you know me better than that. I beat your dog 'cause he hit on my cat.
2. The good Lord filled my veins up with silt from the river - that's how my blood runs cold
3. Isolation pulls you past a tunnel to a bright world where you can make a place to stay. - Elliott Smith, 'Memory Lane'. Guessed by baron_scarpia.
4. A drained white body hanging from the gallows is more righteous than Hindley's crochet lectures. - Manic Street Preachers, 'Archives of Pain'. Guessed by thermaland.
5. Paddy, who's been wearing Miranda's clothes? - David Bowie, 'The Hearts Filthy Lesson'. Guessed by thermaland.
6. I'm just a voice in your earpiece, telling you "No! It's not alright!"
7. I just dialled this number, won't you help me, help me please? I just dialled this number with a phone book on my knees.
8. And there are trapdoors, that you can't come back from.
9. Fuck the lawns that need mowing! - Nellie McKay, 'Toto Dies'. Guessed by baron_scarpia.
10. Little James, the fucked-up boy who dulled the pain and killed the joy. - Spiritualized, 'Come Together'. Guessed by cantabulous.
11. Smoking and thinking of things to do since you're gone. Sitting so lonely I can't even get stoned.
12. Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flynn; nothin' but sparks igniting!
13. Let the handcuffs slip off the wrist and I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home.
14. And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding right before the Lord. All the words are gonna bleed from me and I will think no more. - The White Stripes, 'Seven Nation Army'. Guessed by thermaland.
15. I think I saw you in some teenage wet dream. I liked your get-up, if you know what I mean. - Pulp, 'This Is Hardcore'. Guessed by baron_scarpia.
16. A big "fuck you" to George Bush, father and son, Jeb Bush, all the Bushes - fuck you. Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, all you motherfuckers. Tony Blair, sell-out motherfucker, you don't fool everybody.
17. Put pepper in my coffee and I forgot to bark.
18. Honey, I'm a prize and you're a catch and we're a perfect match!
19. Mama looks down and spits on the ground every time the name gets mentioned. Poppa said "Oy, if I get that boy I'm gonna stick him in a house of detention!" - Paul Simon, 'Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard'. Guessed by nikephros.
20. And he stole from the rich, and the poor, and the not very rich, and the very poor.