My Whopper Jr. Got Cold

[parkersolderbro]

You know how people will resort to hyperbole and say things like "I can't eat or sleep, all I do is think of you"? Trite to be sure, but I have an actual happenstance of said phenomenon tonight

Comments

[gekizetsu]

...BROKEBACK CHICKEN

::dies::

Red, you eat decently or I will need to overnight some of my specialties to you. I am an excellent cook, so I hear, (no one has died) and I will have to see to your nutrition. THAT IS NOT A THREAT. I will Fed Ex you shepherd's pie and homemade chicken soup and various other things that include many food groups.

Wait. I would like a cheeseburger. A LOT.

I like your singing. A lot. It makes me squee. <3<3 How dare you be so awesome?

Brokeback Chicken rides again

[parkersolderbro]

I try to eat healthy. When I'm sick sometimes buying groceries gets neglected. Which I realize is a bit catch 22

Question

[parkersolderbro]

Do you use real shepherds in your shepherd's pie?

Re: Question

[gekizetsu]

I chase them down and they cry a little, but mostly, yes, they are real shepherds. I go undercover as Mary, who had a little lamb, and when I get close enough I attack. Shepherds scream like little girls, btw. Losers.