Okay, for serious?
How can you NOT love a book with the following sentence -
'The metaphor of competitive distance urination suggest that the gender with the equipment best suited to competing is the gender that is most likely to participate in contests of dominance.'
Hahahahahaha.
From, of course,
The Better Angels of Our Nature. Oh, Steven Pinker, I love you!
One day I will shut up about this book, but today is not that day.