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[paripari]

describe one thought currently on your mind:
why on earth am i awake?

list two things in your bedroom:
bed (which is where i should be located but am not)
a hoard of meiji candy boxes which i have preserved for no particular reason.

name three songs that you like:deftones; no ordinary love

Comments

[heirloom]

huh i think my uniform was very, or at least quite comfortable because i couldnt stop sleeping in them. except for metal buttons. plotting to pour tea on my head is not a kind thing. it is not noble either. dont you get agitated looking at david thewlis' penis?

[paripari]

i found them to be the most repulsive things ever, and those buttons were quite bloodthirsty. pouring tea over another persons head is a sacred and divine thing to do in certain cultures. you ought to feel honoured, but here you are being ungrateful. and no, i do not get agitated at anyones privates, that would be impudent. you would do well to learn from me, young man.

[heirloom]

they were definitely repulsive to look at, but how does one explain the copious amounts of sleep i get while wearing the uniform?! in the last two years of school i estimate i spent about twice as much time sleeping in uniform than in any other rag.

your ways are truly wise, ancient sage. i admire you most when you get lost in orchard road.

[paripari]

your excessive sleeping can be attributed to the fact that you are a sloth in human form. they sleep about 20 hours a day. your observations and so-called inferences can hardly be trusted, as you are a sloth. i didnt know you wore rags, however. so i can imagine how comfortable you felt in the uniform, in comparison.
i do not get lost in orchard road. i simply stop to unhurriedly enjoy my surroundings. but i see how you could not possibly tell the difference, seeing as you are a sloth.