and now let's go live for some reactions
GC: D4V3 D4V3
GC: CH3CK 1T OUT
GC: http://hs-olympics.livejournal.com/8822.html
GC: OUR T34M WON TH3 F1RST ROUND OF TH3 SH1PP1NG OLYMP1CS!!! >8D
TG: whoa what the fuck
TG: the hell is this bs
TG: since when do we have a team
TG: since when do you care about boats anyway
GC: BLUHHHH NO >:[
GC: YOU R34LLY DON’T P4Y 4TT3NT1ON TO 4NYTH1NG DO YOU
TG: hey cut me some slack
TG: being this fucking awesome is a full time career
TG: im working nine to five in the city just to put food on the table for you and our family of shitty comics
TG: badass & pimp are a long established and respectable firm you know
TG: not all of us can just dick around on the internet whenever we want
GC: OH D4V3
GC: WH4T WOULD 1 DO W1THOUT YOUR ROBUST 34RTH M4SCUL1N1TY? >:P
GC: 1 SH4LL JUST ST4Y 4T HOM3 4LL D4Y P41NT1NG MY N41LS
GC: 4ND PROB4BLY H4V3 4N 4FF41R W1TH TH3 M1LKM4N
TG: well thats just fuckin irresponsible
TG: you know how many deliveries that dude has to get through of a morning
TG: you got no right to be slowing him down
TG: all answering the door in nothing but a loosely-tied bathrobe
TG: hair wet from the shower
TG: two pints of full cream please tee hee
TG: meanwhile old mr grundy down the street just up and fucking died cause he didnt get his glass of warm milk on time
TG: you ever think about that
GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S COMPL3T3LY STUP1D 4ND NOT 3V3N WH4T 1 W4NT3D TO T4LK 4BOUT
GC: THOUGH 1 DON’T HON3STLY KNOW WHY 1’M SURPR1S3D 4NY MOR3 >:]
TG: haha ok fine
TG: lay it on me
GC: W3LL B4S1C4LLY TH3R3 1S 4N 34RTH COMP3T1T1ON
GC: 1N WH1CH T34MS OF P3OPL3 WR1T3 STOR13S
GC: 4ND ON3 T34M 1S WR1T1NG STOR13S 4BOUT US
GC: 4ND TH3Y 4R3 TH3 W1NN3RS, 1T 1S TH3M! >:D
GC: (FOR TH3 F1RST ROUND 4NYW4Y)
TG: oh ok thats pretty sweet i guess
TG: what youre saying is that they won because were amazing
TG: so theyve got a lot of really good shit to write about
GC: W3LL Y3S OBV1OUSLY >:P
GC: BUT SOM3 OF TH3M 4R3 QU1T3 SK1LL3D
GC: LOOK http://archiveofourown.org/works/241375
TG: ...
TG: hunh
TG: thats really weird
TG: its like
TG: i know that didnt happen
TG: i mean id definitely remember that shit
TG: but i kind of feel like if it had happened
TG: sorry hapened
TG: thats how it wouldve gone down
GC: 1 KNOW!!
GC: TH3S3 HUM4NS 4R3 V3RY POW3RFUL D4V3
GC: TH3Y M4Y ONLY B3 T3LL1NG STOR13S
GC: BUT 4LL M3MORY 1S 4 STORY R34LLY
GC: 4ND M3MORY 1S R34L1TY
GC: TH4T STORY N3V3R H4PP3N3D TO US
GC: BUT 1T H4PP3N3D TO 4NOTH3R US
GC: 4ND TH3 OTH3R US 1S 4S R34L 4S W3 4R3 >:]
GC: TRY R34D1NG 4 F3W MOR3
TG: ...
TG: what
TG: the
TG: fuck
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4!!
TG: hang on you didnt tell me this shit was nc-17
TG: this
TG: just
TG: jesus
TG: has someone actually written a story about me sucking my own dick
TG: only apparently its your dick
TG: this is so fucked up its untrue
TG: is
TG: uh
TG: is there any more
GC: >8D