Okage Chapter Four!

Apr 18, 2008 14:29

Long chapter is looooong. The usual disclaimers apply!

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parasol_hero April 20 2008, 17:48:29 UTC
*James barrels through the building, knocking down Ari before crashing into a wall and walking over to Ari and Stan *

James: Oh, Master!
That is indeed splendid idea.
It reeks of malevolence.
Bravo, Master, bravo!
Stan: Hwa, ha, ha, ha, do you think so?
Well, of course you do.
To stop all the gears
in the town of gears…
How evil!
Vicious!
Horrifying!
I’ll drag the entire populace down
to the deepest pits of their despair!
I will show them the power of
the true Evil King.
Hwa, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Gear Gaffer: Oh, my gosh!
What am I going to do?
I’ve got to do something…
But I don’t want to leave my
darling Ondeene…
Oh, Ondeene…
James: It’s splendid, Master.
All you did was speak about
your idea and already the humans
scurry and cower.
I, James, will oversee the wondrously
maligned actions of the Master
from someplace.

*James shrinks down to a very tiny size and runs offscreen *

Stan: What? Hey, James!
What do you mean, someplace?
Oh, now he’s gone…
But heh, heh, heh, heh.
I’ll get my plan underway
posthaste.
Hey, slave,
to the research center! Go!
Ari: Responses: -Never, not in my lifetime.
-I’m not going to help you in any way!
-OK, sounds like fun.
Stan: I wonder if you’re the same slave
I used to know.
Hmmm. No matter.
I only asked be entertained.
And why should I listen to my
slave in the first place!?
Hwa, ha, ha, ha. I know you.
There’s not much to human nature
and human goodness.
You want to stop the gears from
turning just as much as I do.
Mwa, ha, ha, ha!

Gear Freak: Oh, sob
It doesn’t matter how much
I love her.
One day, my Ondeene will go on…
and join her edges
with some nobody.
Oh, just the thought makes me cry…

Gear Gaffer: They’d be in trouble
at the research center!
Keep your hands off
our ancient romantic
and mysterious objects!

Gear Gaffer: D-don’t do that!
The people at the research center
won’t like it.
I won’t let you
even if everyone else does!

Freaked Out Lad: I wonder if I’m lost in some
really freaky place?
I can’t handle it. How do the people
around here do it?

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