Okage Chapter Four!

Apr 18, 2008 14:29

Long chapter is looooong. The usual disclaimers apply!

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parasol_hero April 18 2008, 13:56:06 UTC
Former Chairman Evil King: Well, then I’ll be on my way.
Going home to do an honest job of
being a loan shark! Gwa ha ha ha!
Rosalyn: Hmmm.
I wonder if I did the right thing.
Marlene: He is now nothing but
an insignificant villain.
No one I shall be concerned about.
Well, Ari.
My shoes are soiled again!
Of course, it is your fault!
Thus, I grant you the honor of
shining my shoes!
Hurry up and get moving!
Ari: Responses: -Yes, Your Highness.
-But, but
-Do I get to scuff ‘em first.
Marlene: But I am joking.
I recognize that you have fought
well in your own way. I honor you.
So then, Ari,
back to town we go.
I am rather happy!

Narrator: Thus the Chairman Evil King was defeated,
restoring peace to the town of Madril.
But the road ahead is still long for
the self-proclaimed Evil King…
…the selfish Princess, Hero with her parasol, ghost scholar…
…and of course, this unlucky boy.
What misfortune still lies ahead?

Remille Plains:

*Ari used “Miniature Statue”*

PosPos Snowfield:

Rosalyn: Brrrr…It’s cold!
Hey, there’s nothing here.
I don’t see any goods.
I guess the ex-Chairman
lied to us, didn’t he.
Marlene: Indeed, it seems there is
nothing we can do here.
I do not care for this cold, either.
Shall we go back, Ari?
Make me a cup of tea
when we get back to the hotel.
Stan: No, wait.
Come out! You over there!
????: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You don’t order me to come out.
I’ll come out on my own.
Rosalyn: What the…
Is that someone’s voice?
It sounds like a squashed frog.
????: Aha! Hey, hey!
I am a terror from hell possessing
the ultimate fighting technique!
The exciting executioner!
The wild danger!
Big Bull the Bulldozer!
Making an entrance! Hey, hey, hey!
Kisling: Whoa!
He’s a live one.
Stan: What are you? I’ve got no
time to trifle with a muscle bound
meathead.
Go home and inflate that
husk of yours a bit more!
????: Ha ha!
I don’t think so!
I am also known as “Big Bull”
It was worthwhile waiting here!
If you wanna keep callin’ yourself
an Evil King, then fight me!
The one, the only and reigning champ of
the underworld is me!
Rosalyn: Darn! There really is an Evil King!
…Stan?
Is anything wrong?
Stan: No, infuriating hero woman!
Rosalyn: Oh, I see. You are moved
because finally somebody noticed
that you are the Evil King.
Stan: Shut up, you, pleated face!
I am merely excited at the prospect
of defeating this oaf and coming
ever closer to world conquest!!
Now, just smash this bloated imbecile!
Ready, slaves!
Big Bull Evil King: Hey, hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
Stan: Well what’s wrong now, lummox?
Lost your fire?
I was just kind enough
to take you up on your offer.
Has the grim reality of facing the
Awesome fury of the mighty Stan
brought fear into your stout heart?
Big Bull Evil King: Ha, ha.
Don’t be so hasty to get in the
ring.
This venue is boring.
My goal is to find and challenge
strong contenders, but not here.
Let’s mix it up some place
more manly.
So, beat feet for the prize fight
arena for Evil Kings, the “Big Tree
Hole” in the Tenel Forest.
Catch me if you can!

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