*The party fights and defeats the Former Chairman Evil King* Stan: Ah, again I feel my dark power returning to me. Good. Another step towards becoming the Great Evil King! So, Former Chairman Evil King! Ha ha ha ha! How’s this for the power of the real Evil King! Former Chairman Evil King: Wha…? What am I doing, here? Where in the world am I? Rosalyn: Well, um, you don’t really think you can kid us like that, do you? Former Chairman Evil King: Oh? Not working, huh? Really? Gwa ha ha ha! Just kidding. I had to have some fun with it! But, actually something is strange. For so many years now, I thought I only cared about making money. And I worked very hard for my evil business ventures. But one day, for some reason, I felt this urge to spread rumors about heroes. Even though I knew that I wasn’t going to make a penny off of it. Completely out of character. I used to think conquering the world wasn’t for me. I want to own the world, not conquer it. But something made me forget all of that. Made me obsessed with things I’d never cared about. Come to think of it, I have no idea why I ended up in this cave. Don’t know how or why I’m here anymore. It seemed really clear just a few minutes ago… I don’t understand. Not at all. Kisling: Hmmm… Mr. Ex- Former Chairman Evil King, does the “deepest end of the sewer” mean anything to you? Former Chairman Evil King: Oh, yes. I don’t know why, but I had the feeling that something was at the deepest end of the sewer. Yes, I’m certain that I was dreaming of being there when I was close to conquering the world. Stan: Oh you were dreaming about it!? No wonder you couldn’t perform much evil. You have to get out there and do! But anyway, hey, you, slave! Despite beating three Evil Kings, my magic power is still not at it’s peak. That means there are more false Evil Kings out there. So…Why don’t I have information on where they are!? They must be hiding from me. But, why? Come on, speak up! Speak your mind! Ari: Responses: -Because they’re afraid of the Princess. -Maybe they’re on vacation. -Maybe you smell. Stan: Grr, fool slave! It’s because they’re afraid of moi, Stan the Evil King! How stupid can a human get! Stupid, stupid, stupid human! Marlene: Hush! You self-proclaimed Evil King! How dare you abuse my servant! But it does seem, so long as we can see from the “Map o’ Evil Kings” that there are other Evil Kings… Then somehow, we shall have to hunt them down and get them. My, I find this quite a pleasure.
Stan: Ah, again I feel my dark power
returning to me.
Good.
Another step towards becoming
the Great Evil King!
So, Former Chairman Evil King!
Ha ha ha ha! How’s this for
the power of the real Evil King!
Former Chairman Evil King: Wha…? What am I doing, here?
Where in the world am I?
Rosalyn: Well, um, you don’t really think
you can kid us like that, do you?
Former Chairman Evil King: Oh? Not working, huh? Really?
Gwa ha ha ha! Just kidding.
I had to have some fun with it!
But, actually something is strange.
For so many years now, I thought
I only cared about making money.
And I worked very hard for my
evil business ventures.
But one day, for some reason,
I felt this urge to spread rumors
about heroes.
Even though I knew that I wasn’t
going to make a penny off of it.
Completely out of character.
I used to think conquering the
world wasn’t for me. I want to
own the world, not conquer it.
But something made me forget all
of that. Made me obsessed
with things I’d never cared about.
Come to think of it, I have no idea
why I ended up in this cave.
Don’t know how or why I’m here
anymore. It seemed really clear
just a few minutes ago…
I don’t understand.
Not at all.
Kisling: Hmmm…
Mr. Ex- Former Chairman Evil King,
does the “deepest end of the sewer”
mean anything to you?
Former Chairman Evil King: Oh, yes. I don’t know why, but I
had the feeling that something was
at the deepest end of the sewer.
Yes, I’m certain that I was dreaming
of being there when I was close to
conquering the world.
Stan: Oh you were dreaming about it!?
No wonder you couldn’t
perform much evil.
You have to get out there and do!
But anyway, hey, you, slave!
Despite beating three Evil Kings, my
magic power is still not at it’s peak.
That means there are
more false Evil Kings out there.
So…Why don’t I have information on
where they are!?
They must be hiding from me.
But, why? Come on, speak up!
Speak your mind!
Ari: Responses: -Because they’re afraid of the Princess.
-Maybe they’re on vacation.
-Maybe you smell.
Stan: Grr, fool slave!
It’s because they’re afraid
of moi, Stan the Evil King!
How stupid can a human get!
Stupid, stupid, stupid human!
Marlene: Hush! You self-proclaimed Evil King!
How dare you abuse my servant!
But it does seem,
so long as we can see from
the “Map o’ Evil Kings”
that there are other Evil Kings…
Then somehow, we shall have to hunt
them down and get them.
My, I find this quite a pleasure.
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