Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I turned
say_thee_nay in for spitting (3 points). In May I gave
lick_it_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I pulled
queenofprinnies's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for
macnotpc (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (2 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
parasol_hero