declaration of freedom (from inside a bottle)

[parasitic_one]

when seeking out a relationship there are a few things that i demand. generally respect...yes, respect. there are certain behaviors that i find unacceptable from a possible significant other. here is a list of unacceptable behaviors and general observations that i have compiled over the last year

Comments

[virtually_chuck]

Jesus, what do you want, a nice guy??!?!?!??

[parasitic_one]

not really but id settle for a moody guy or a "not an asshole all the time" type

[virtually_chuck]

I know a guy, he's a nice guy, got a lot of metal in his body though. Not an asshole either. Big KMFDM fan.

[parasitic_one]

a metal plate in his head? last kmfdm fan i dated was a disaster....he doesnt wear skirts does he?

[virtually_chuck]

Well if by plate you mean peircing and by head you mean cock then yes.

And I've never seen him in a skirt.

[parasitic_one]

hrmmm....do i know this guy?

[virtually_chuck]

I don't know, do you????

[virtually_chuck]

Did I mention he likes ZOMBIES???

[parasitic_one]

zombie?

[virtually_chuck]

Here.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=coil222

Enjoy, just don't hurt him.

[potatoblight]

He is a bit delicate, isn't he?

[virtually_chuck]

Could be worse, he could be xXx hardcore strAIghteDGe xXx.

But he's a good guy.

[potatoblight]

Seems ok to me.

Don't know him too well.

But, doubtless. I think Kelly would kill him. (God love ya Kel!)

[parasitic_one]

why would i kill him? im a fuckin angel