Valentine's Day

Feb 14, 2005 18:39

Well the really great thing about tonight is that I don't have to spend it with any of the self-righteous slugs in relationships!

SLUG - "you know Dave you should really get another girlfriend... playing the field isn't good"

DAVE - "well surely it is good because otherwise I'd turn into something similar to you... that can't be good"

Its the same sort of thing when people tell you not to smoke.. or even worse cough when they walk past you smoking... I always respond in the same way

"Oh dear thats a nasty cough.. You should get someone to take a look at that... thats worse than me - and I fucking smoke!"

I'm organising a kinda party for tonight. Pizza, DVD, people in my house ... what could be worse! I mean more lovely... It'll be fine.. apart from that I'm going to have to cook all the pizzas!

I don't really want to call it a party - it brings peoples hopes too high... Its a gatheri.. no not even that... I'd say a commune... yeh - similar to the gulags or concentration camps of Stalinist Russia or Nazi Germany... Yeh if people come expecting that its bound to be better!

I've spent most of the day calling people and inviting them.. not really thinkin about it just going through my school contact list:

"Hey i was just wondering whether... oh no you've got a girlfriend don't you... ahh well.. I'm sure there's a million more things you'd rather be doing than err.... spending time with her..."

Do I sound smaller.. I feel smaller!
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