Its Saturday night
Its Saturday Night and I'm at home... i did go out earlier.. went to Leah's was fun ;)
Then I had to work.. so I'm not as sad as I feel... or look... or am coming across in this fucking entry!
I also have decided to help the world today.. So I'm recycling the contents of my bedroom floor and under my bed:
- 43 sheets of music notes which bear no relevance to my A-level - I've only thrown this away in the hope that the music department see it being recycled with my name on it as they wake up in their recycling plant (I know what I'm talking about... the music teachers live in a skip on a recycling plant!)
- 91 sheets of Personal study notes... mostly annotations refering to the meanings of life (such as "Panting-Holland = porn film" and "I got dumped - crack open... the champagne")
- 134 encrusted tissues from under my bed
- 102 issues of RealRobots which are all unopened!
- 102 parts of a cheap Robot which are still in their cases
- One dismantled bass guitar... or parts of it... the rest may be rebuilt when I find it!
Another way of helping the world is by adopting someone from the underclass (Emo kids)... Chavs are the ruling class - which is just fucking Chavtastic doncha think.
Here is my adopted Emo person
isn't he sweet.. I'm going to care and nurture him.. by first stealing his guitar and any cutting impletements.. secondly I'll chop off his nasty, matted greasy black hair and redye his skin pink... then I'm going to introduce him to Zen techniques of maintaining an orgasm for hours and teach him to like jazz... Then he might be normal! Its going to be an uphill struggle but I think it'll be worth it for the sake of the world.. .and the downfall of Kurt Kobain's epitaph!
Then I had to work.. so I'm not as sad as I feel... or look... or am coming across in this fucking entry!
I also have decided to help the world today.. So I'm recycling the contents of my bedroom floor and under my bed:
- 43 sheets of music notes which bear no relevance to my A-level - I've only thrown this away in the hope that the music department see it being recycled with my name on it as they wake up in their recycling plant (I know what I'm talking about... the music teachers live in a skip on a recycling plant!)
- 91 sheets of Personal study notes... mostly annotations refering to the meanings of life (such as "Panting-Holland = porn film" and "I got dumped - crack open... the champagne")
- 134 encrusted tissues from under my bed
- 102 issues of RealRobots which are all unopened!
- 102 parts of a cheap Robot which are still in their cases
- One dismantled bass guitar... or parts of it... the rest may be rebuilt when I find it!
Another way of helping the world is by adopting someone from the underclass (Emo kids)... Chavs are the ruling class - which is just fucking Chavtastic doncha think.
Here is my adopted Emo person
isn't he sweet.. I'm going to care and nurture him.. by first stealing his guitar and any cutting impletements.. secondly I'll chop off his nasty, matted greasy black hair and redye his skin pink... then I'm going to introduce him to Zen techniques of maintaining an orgasm for hours and teach him to like jazz... Then he might be normal! Its going to be an uphill struggle but I think it'll be worth it for the sake of the world.. .and the downfall of Kurt Kobain's epitaph!