Stolen from Wainy, who got it from Wiper:

WARNING: contains strong language.

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This cracked me up. (plus she's cute too!)

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes ( Read more... )

I received this joke in my email this morning from bradders and had to share:

I was standing in the queue with a large bag of Winalot and a girl asked me if I had a dog ( Read more... )

Ganked from thenulldevice

An expatriate Briton in America was diagnosed as clinically depressed, before doctors realised that he was not depressed, just British

The past few days according to LJ (approximately)

that is all

James: (reading from Misty's last post) I did, however, have to get naked in front of strangers. Wow. It's been a while since I've had to call that phrase into use.
What do you mean - it's been a while? Surely you wouldn't have to say that *ever*...

Misty: You'd be surprised.

( Spoiler behind the cut )

WTF ... surfing as alternative to work (as is my want when I have a serious hangover) I came across a list of "for dummies" books which included Sex for Dummies .... "No Way!" I thought ..."Way!!" I find out. I just can't believe my eyes .... perhaps I should order myself a copy :-D ( Read more... )

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the bar to your home ( Read more... )

I just received this in my mail. I hate hoax virus alerts, so this one appealed. I thought I'd share it with the lot of you.
From TONY DAVIS on 29/01/2002 10:41:26 ( Read more... )