Get Down - OT12 - Oneshot
Title: Get Down
Chapters: Oneshot
Author: paranoiascreams
Genre: crack
Warning: unbeta'd, failed attempt at crack.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Sehun x Luhan, Joonmyun x Yixing, Kai x DO, Kris x Tao, Chanyeol x Baekhyun, Chen x Xiumin
Synopsis: It's a boring afternoon until a 90's music plays inside EXO's dorm and chaos ensues.
Disclaimer: EXO not mine. Story and bad humor mine.
It’s a boring afternoon inside EXO’s dorm. Kyungsoo is in the kitchen trying to pass time as by experimenting what’s for dinner. Luhan is with him, eating fruits on the dining table. In the living room, Tao and Baekhyun are quietly watching a TV drama rerun. Minseok is taking a nap on the couch next to the beef brothers while Yixing reads a book on the floor.
“It’s really boring…” Tao mutters, Baekhyun sighs next to him. The older boy grabs the remote and changes the channel. He stops it on MTV, the show’s a special on the songs of the 90’s, which, technically they all have a vague idea of. Tao yawns and lays his head on Baekhyun, not really paying attention to the video playing on TV. Baekhyun is about to turn the TV off and maybe take a nap like Minseok. His eyes flutter close when a video starts playing on TV.
“You’re the one for me,
You’re my ecstasy,
You’re the one I need~
Hey, yeah!
Get down, get down and move it all around
Get down, get down and move it all around ~”
Suddenly, a bedroom door opens and Sehun emerges out of it, holding a hairbrush and heading straight to the dining area where Luhan is eating an orange, the maknae starts to sing, swinging his body and staring at Luhan.
“Hey baby love, I need a guy like you…
So tell me if you feel it too…
I’m in delusion, every minute, every hour
My heart is crying out for you."
Luhan crushes the orange with his bare hands. Kyungsoo stays paralyzed on his spot.
The bathroom door opens, out comes Suho with just a white towel wrapped around his waist, toothbrush in hand as he sways his hips on his way to the living room, he sings along with the song as well, Yixing looks up to the K leader with wide eyes.
“I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes,
I know that you are the one for me. (One for me….)
You drive me crazy coz you’re one of a kind
I want your love and I want it right now~!”
The guys, except for the unconscious Minseok, looks at Suho in horror. Luhan is screaming, “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!” from the dining area, where Sehun is following him to the living room, singing along to the chorus of the song. The maknae joins Suho in the middle of the living room to dance randomly to the chorus. Kyungsoo walks out from the kitchen and watches in horror as their leader and maknae dance to the beat. Yixing, Luhan and Kyungsoo huddle together in one corner, Baekhyun and Tao stays frozen in their spot.
All of a sudden the front door opens to Jongin who arrives from dance practice. He drops his bag unceremoniously on the floor, he’s panting and catching his breath, he marches towards Kyungsoo and starts grinding against the wide-eyed boy.
“Oooh, baby you’re so fine.
I'm gonna make you mine
Your lips they taste so sweet~~”
The dancer trails off as he brushes his finger on Kyungsoo’s lips. The latter clenches his fist so tight the spatula he’s holding breaks in half. “MAKE THEM STOP!!!” Tao finally breaks and screams, but from the front door, Yifan emerges in his basketball jersey, he stalks to where the Chinese maknae is still seated, he tilts the younger’s chin and sings.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need~”
Tao kicks Yifan on the shin before jumping off the sofa and runs to where Kyungsoo, Luhan and Yixing are on one side of the room. Baekhyun hangs his mouth open when Chanyeol emerges from his bedroom, he was practicing with his guitar earlier but suddenly, he’s joining the other four in the middle of the living room and starts rapping.
“Bang, bang, bang, here we come, here we slam
It's the Fun Factory with E X O’s
Y'all you guys, get on your knees tryin' to scream or touch me, please
E.X.O, are you with it? Kris Wu, hit it!”
The two rappers fist bump first before Yifan turns to the stone-faced half of the group and continues with the rap.
“Come on, boy, and get down
Smack it up, flip it and move it all around
Here it is if you wanna get with this
Put you at the top of my list, oh!”
There’s a collective shriek, Baekhyun screams the loudest and it finally jerks Minseok awake. He is still a bit shaken when he realizes he’s now alone on the couch with five, no, six other guys dancing in front of him, because the other five splits in half, making way for Jongdae singing as he walks towards the half-awake Minseok.
“I feel like Heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me, yes
You'll drive me crazy 'cause you're one of a kind
I want your lovin' and I want it right now~”
“WHAT THE HELL!!??” Minseok screams as the six starts to sing and dance in synchronized choreography to the chorus of the song. The oldest jumps from the couch and joins the other five huddled together in one side of the room. “Make them stop, make them stop!!!” Baekhyun pleads as they all watch the others continue dancing to the chorus of the song. Yixing stares in horror because how the hell does Joonmyun’s towel stays on him with all the squats he’s doing while dancing?
The group parts again, this time Sehun takes center stage and grinds his body and sings, his finger seductively beckoning Luhan to come to him. The older Chinese gapes like a goldfish to what the Korean maknae is doing.
“Oh baby, you're so fine,
I'm gonna make you mine
Your lips taste so sweet~”
Chanyeol and Yifan moves to the center and looks at Baekhyun and Tao respectively, the two tallest points to their chests then to the beef brothers’ as they sing in duet.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need…”
Tao and Baekhyun look at each other in disgust; they turn back to the others and see Jongin in the middle, walking towards Kyungsoo and singing.
“I feel in Heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me, yeah~”
Kyungsoo stays pokerfaced; he pushes Jongin away when he’s about two feet away. The dancer backs away only to be replaced by Joonmyun singing to Yixing, even tracing a finger to the Chinese’s jaw.
“You'll drive me crazy 'cause you're one of a kind
I want your lovin', baby, and I want it right now”
Yixing takes a sharp intake of breath and politely tells Joonmyun to, “Please go away.” To which the K leader has the confidence to actually smirk before walking back to the center of the living room. The six starts to do random dance moves in the middle of the room while the other half just stays paralyzed to where they’re all situated. The others split again to make way for Jongdae who stops right in front of Minseok, a few inches away from the older’s face.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need...”
Minseok grits his teeth and tells Jongdae, “I’m having an urge to punch you in the fucking face, Kim Jongdae.” The singer just smirks and joins the group again to finish the rest of the song. Dancing to the choreography, thrusting their hips and trying to seduce the other six who are still unsure what’s going on or if they’re in some kind of black hole in a universe where they don’t know the other six guys dancing in front of them.
The song is about to reach its end and the six performing starts to randomly move about, still dancing and singing.
“Get down, get down
And move it all around
Get down, get down
Get down, get down, yeah~”
They end the song in a 90’s boyband signature pose where they all look so swag and ready to punch you in the face after dancing a whole song of embarrassing choreography. Those who sang and danced are panting and catching their breath while a rather awkward silence hangs among the 12 of them. It’s only until Tao yells, “OUT!! GET OUT!!!” and they push each other out of the dorm, walking as fast as they can to get away from the six idiots who just tried to be cool but in reality become an embarrassment in all of humanity.
The six guys who are walking along the empty street of where their dorm is situated are still silent, they’re still trying to process the fact that all of that happened in less than five minutes. They’re still walking aimlessly when Luhan starts to sing, “…Hey baby love, I need a guy like you. WOAH!” He stops himself by covering his mouth with his hand; the other five with him starts to laugh. They all playfully sing and dance to the same song, laughing as they talk about the secondhand embarrassment their respective partners caused them.
“I am totally ignoring Yifan-ge when we return home.”
“You can forget about Chanyeol and I sharing the bed tonight.” Baekhyun crosses his arms. The rest of the guys decide that they’re all going to give the other six the cold shoulder they deserve.
“You gotta admit though, they were funny.” Kyungsoo tells them in between laughter, Minseok agrees, “Too bad I was asleep during the first half of it.”
“Can we swear not to tell them that we actually secretly enjoyed it?” Yixing asks and they all swear before singing to the same song again as they keep walking away from the dorm.
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Author's Notes: I swear in my head, it was funny. The way i pictured the whole scene in my head made me laugh for hours. If you dont find this funny, it's okay too. At least i know i dont have a sense of humor. hahahaha. and, i wrote this in one seating because i had no internet connection in the office and i literally have nothing to do.
Just in case you ain't from the awesome 90's, this is Get Down by the Backstreet Boys:
Chapters: Oneshot
Author: paranoiascreams
Genre: crack
Warning: unbeta'd, failed attempt at crack.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Sehun x Luhan, Joonmyun x Yixing, Kai x DO, Kris x Tao, Chanyeol x Baekhyun, Chen x Xiumin
Synopsis: It's a boring afternoon until a 90's music plays inside EXO's dorm and chaos ensues.
Disclaimer: EXO not mine. Story and bad humor mine.
It’s a boring afternoon inside EXO’s dorm. Kyungsoo is in the kitchen trying to pass time as by experimenting what’s for dinner. Luhan is with him, eating fruits on the dining table. In the living room, Tao and Baekhyun are quietly watching a TV drama rerun. Minseok is taking a nap on the couch next to the beef brothers while Yixing reads a book on the floor.
“It’s really boring…” Tao mutters, Baekhyun sighs next to him. The older boy grabs the remote and changes the channel. He stops it on MTV, the show’s a special on the songs of the 90’s, which, technically they all have a vague idea of. Tao yawns and lays his head on Baekhyun, not really paying attention to the video playing on TV. Baekhyun is about to turn the TV off and maybe take a nap like Minseok. His eyes flutter close when a video starts playing on TV.
“You’re the one for me,
You’re my ecstasy,
You’re the one I need~
Hey, yeah!
Get down, get down and move it all around
Get down, get down and move it all around ~”
Suddenly, a bedroom door opens and Sehun emerges out of it, holding a hairbrush and heading straight to the dining area where Luhan is eating an orange, the maknae starts to sing, swinging his body and staring at Luhan.
“Hey baby love, I need a guy like you…
So tell me if you feel it too…
I’m in delusion, every minute, every hour
My heart is crying out for you."
Luhan crushes the orange with his bare hands. Kyungsoo stays paralyzed on his spot.
The bathroom door opens, out comes Suho with just a white towel wrapped around his waist, toothbrush in hand as he sways his hips on his way to the living room, he sings along with the song as well, Yixing looks up to the K leader with wide eyes.
“I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes,
I know that you are the one for me. (One for me….)
You drive me crazy coz you’re one of a kind
I want your love and I want it right now~!”
The guys, except for the unconscious Minseok, looks at Suho in horror. Luhan is screaming, “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!” from the dining area, where Sehun is following him to the living room, singing along to the chorus of the song. The maknae joins Suho in the middle of the living room to dance randomly to the chorus. Kyungsoo walks out from the kitchen and watches in horror as their leader and maknae dance to the beat. Yixing, Luhan and Kyungsoo huddle together in one corner, Baekhyun and Tao stays frozen in their spot.
All of a sudden the front door opens to Jongin who arrives from dance practice. He drops his bag unceremoniously on the floor, he’s panting and catching his breath, he marches towards Kyungsoo and starts grinding against the wide-eyed boy.
“Oooh, baby you’re so fine.
I'm gonna make you mine
Your lips they taste so sweet~~”
The dancer trails off as he brushes his finger on Kyungsoo’s lips. The latter clenches his fist so tight the spatula he’s holding breaks in half. “MAKE THEM STOP!!!” Tao finally breaks and screams, but from the front door, Yifan emerges in his basketball jersey, he stalks to where the Chinese maknae is still seated, he tilts the younger’s chin and sings.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need~”
Tao kicks Yifan on the shin before jumping off the sofa and runs to where Kyungsoo, Luhan and Yixing are on one side of the room. Baekhyun hangs his mouth open when Chanyeol emerges from his bedroom, he was practicing with his guitar earlier but suddenly, he’s joining the other four in the middle of the living room and starts rapping.
“Bang, bang, bang, here we come, here we slam
It's the Fun Factory with E X O’s
Y'all you guys, get on your knees tryin' to scream or touch me, please
E.X.O, are you with it? Kris Wu, hit it!”
The two rappers fist bump first before Yifan turns to the stone-faced half of the group and continues with the rap.
“Come on, boy, and get down
Smack it up, flip it and move it all around
Here it is if you wanna get with this
Put you at the top of my list, oh!”
There’s a collective shriek, Baekhyun screams the loudest and it finally jerks Minseok awake. He is still a bit shaken when he realizes he’s now alone on the couch with five, no, six other guys dancing in front of him, because the other five splits in half, making way for Jongdae singing as he walks towards the half-awake Minseok.
“I feel like Heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me, yes
You'll drive me crazy 'cause you're one of a kind
I want your lovin' and I want it right now~”
“WHAT THE HELL!!??” Minseok screams as the six starts to sing and dance in synchronized choreography to the chorus of the song. The oldest jumps from the couch and joins the other five huddled together in one side of the room. “Make them stop, make them stop!!!” Baekhyun pleads as they all watch the others continue dancing to the chorus of the song. Yixing stares in horror because how the hell does Joonmyun’s towel stays on him with all the squats he’s doing while dancing?
The group parts again, this time Sehun takes center stage and grinds his body and sings, his finger seductively beckoning Luhan to come to him. The older Chinese gapes like a goldfish to what the Korean maknae is doing.
“Oh baby, you're so fine,
I'm gonna make you mine
Your lips taste so sweet~”
Chanyeol and Yifan moves to the center and looks at Baekhyun and Tao respectively, the two tallest points to their chests then to the beef brothers’ as they sing in duet.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need…”
Tao and Baekhyun look at each other in disgust; they turn back to the others and see Jongin in the middle, walking towards Kyungsoo and singing.
“I feel in Heaven when I look in your eyes
I know that you are the one for me, yeah~”
Kyungsoo stays pokerfaced; he pushes Jongin away when he’s about two feet away. The dancer backs away only to be replaced by Joonmyun singing to Yixing, even tracing a finger to the Chinese’s jaw.
“You'll drive me crazy 'cause you're one of a kind
I want your lovin', baby, and I want it right now”
Yixing takes a sharp intake of breath and politely tells Joonmyun to, “Please go away.” To which the K leader has the confidence to actually smirk before walking back to the center of the living room. The six starts to do random dance moves in the middle of the room while the other half just stays paralyzed to where they’re all situated. The others split again to make way for Jongdae who stops right in front of Minseok, a few inches away from the older’s face.
“You're the one for me, you're my ecstasy
You're the one I need...”
Minseok grits his teeth and tells Jongdae, “I’m having an urge to punch you in the fucking face, Kim Jongdae.” The singer just smirks and joins the group again to finish the rest of the song. Dancing to the choreography, thrusting their hips and trying to seduce the other six who are still unsure what’s going on or if they’re in some kind of black hole in a universe where they don’t know the other six guys dancing in front of them.
The song is about to reach its end and the six performing starts to randomly move about, still dancing and singing.
“Get down, get down
And move it all around
Get down, get down
Get down, get down, yeah~”
They end the song in a 90’s boyband signature pose where they all look so swag and ready to punch you in the face after dancing a whole song of embarrassing choreography. Those who sang and danced are panting and catching their breath while a rather awkward silence hangs among the 12 of them. It’s only until Tao yells, “OUT!! GET OUT!!!” and they push each other out of the dorm, walking as fast as they can to get away from the six idiots who just tried to be cool but in reality become an embarrassment in all of humanity.
The six guys who are walking along the empty street of where their dorm is situated are still silent, they’re still trying to process the fact that all of that happened in less than five minutes. They’re still walking aimlessly when Luhan starts to sing, “…Hey baby love, I need a guy like you. WOAH!” He stops himself by covering his mouth with his hand; the other five with him starts to laugh. They all playfully sing and dance to the same song, laughing as they talk about the secondhand embarrassment their respective partners caused them.
“I am totally ignoring Yifan-ge when we return home.”
“You can forget about Chanyeol and I sharing the bed tonight.” Baekhyun crosses his arms. The rest of the guys decide that they’re all going to give the other six the cold shoulder they deserve.
“You gotta admit though, they were funny.” Kyungsoo tells them in between laughter, Minseok agrees, “Too bad I was asleep during the first half of it.”
“Can we swear not to tell them that we actually secretly enjoyed it?” Yixing asks and they all swear before singing to the same song again as they keep walking away from the dorm.
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Author's Notes: I swear in my head, it was funny. The way i pictured the whole scene in my head made me laugh for hours. If you dont find this funny, it's okay too. At least i know i dont have a sense of humor. hahahaha. and, i wrote this in one seating because i had no internet connection in the office and i literally have nothing to do.
Just in case you ain't from the awesome 90's, this is Get Down by the Backstreet Boys:
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