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[just_a_cycle]

[ This is the feed you catch when a man trips over the thing that got left out in his floor- which was clean not six hours ago, mind you- and with an injured leg. Surely this will amuse him, ha ha ha.

Or not. Sighing and grumbling because jeez, what is it now. ]

-the hell is this thing supposed to be attached to?

[ Oh, he'll figure it out eventually. ]