★FRIENDS ONLY★
★FRIENDS ONLY★
And now you ask "OH, Y????/ D:"
Well, it's not really like there's anything new here. Just rants about my boring days, rambling about my sad/pathetic obsessions and me bitching about how life is terrible and unfair to me half the time. You could go read some emo kid's Xanga or MySpace if you wanted to hear that shit. I will not hesitate to speak my mind here, so if I do friend you, you're just going to have to come to terms with whatever I happen to say.
Looking on the other brighter side of things, as I've said before, I'm not horribly exciting. Trust me when I say that you're not missing anything juicy by being unable to read this crock of shit.
Now, if you'd still like to be friends, please note the following:
０１⇒ This is my journal. Therefore, I'll do as I please here. With that said, it'd probably be a good thing to be a bit of a 'free spirit'. Just because we may have some similar interests doesn't mean that we're going to agree on everything. Also, be tolerant towards a metric assload of angst. I've got enough of it to combat that of about TEN scene-kids.
０２⇒ I will not add you if you type like your fingers have bi-secondly spasms, have ugly-ass grammar/spelling, or if your journal has a background/text scheme that makes me want to punch children. If you cannot form grammatically correct sentences and/or spell out words like a normal human being, chances are that I want nothing to do with you. Type like an idiot and you'll be treated like one.
０３⇒ I make an effort to read the entries of the people on my friends list. It'd be appreciated if you could do the same in return.
０４⇒ I'm a highly sarcastic, perverted, and vulgar asshole who swears like an angry fishwife. Cope.
０５⇒ This is not fucking MySpace. Just because you comment does not necessarily mean that I will, in fact, add you back. I only add people that I find to be interesting in some way, shape, or form, or people that I have known for a substantial amount of time in real life. So if you look even remotely cookie-cutterish, chances are you probably won't end up on my friends list.
０６⇒ Comment on this entry letting me know a little about yourself and please friend me first. If you don't do this, I'll know that you haven't read the rules and you won't be friended back and chances are that I'll laugh at you for being a dumbass too. If you're not added back within a few days, please remove me from your friends list and do not ask to be re-added. I don't even know why you would want to keep me on your friends list anyways, considering that you couldn't view any of my damn entries.
０７⇒ Don't be a bitch or start any drama 'cause I'll cut you (O NOES). I probably won't forgive/re-add you either unless you've got a damn awesome excuse or are whimsically magical.
CAUSE BEING CUT FROM MY ANGST BIBLE JOURNAL IS A FATE WORSE THAN CASTRATION
０８⇒ I'm really not as unbelievably mean as I sound. Honest. :D
Get it? Got it? Good.
Comment to be considered.
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And now you ask "OH, Y????/ D:"
Well, it's not really like there's anything new here. Just rants about my boring days, rambling about my sad/pathetic obsessions and me bitching about how life is terrible and unfair to me half the time. You could go read some emo kid's Xanga or MySpace if you wanted to hear that shit. I will not hesitate to speak my mind here, so if I do friend you, you're just going to have to come to terms with whatever I happen to say.
Looking on the other brighter side of things, as I've said before, I'm not horribly exciting. Trust me when I say that you're not missing anything juicy by being unable to read this crock of shit.
Now, if you'd still like to be friends, please note the following:
０１⇒ This is my journal. Therefore, I'll do as I please here. With that said, it'd probably be a good thing to be a bit of a 'free spirit'. Just because we may have some similar interests doesn't mean that we're going to agree on everything. Also, be tolerant towards a metric assload of angst. I've got enough of it to combat that of about TEN scene-kids.
０２⇒ I will not add you if you type like your fingers have bi-secondly spasms, have ugly-ass grammar/spelling, or if your journal has a background/text scheme that makes me want to punch children. If you cannot form grammatically correct sentences and/or spell out words like a normal human being, chances are that I want nothing to do with you. Type like an idiot and you'll be treated like one.
０３⇒ I make an effort to read the entries of the people on my friends list. It'd be appreciated if you could do the same in return.
０４⇒ I'm a highly sarcastic, perverted, and vulgar asshole who swears like an angry fishwife. Cope.
０５⇒ This is not fucking MySpace. Just because you comment does not necessarily mean that I will, in fact, add you back. I only add people that I find to be interesting in some way, shape, or form, or people that I have known for a substantial amount of time in real life. So if you look even remotely cookie-cutterish, chances are you probably won't end up on my friends list.
０６⇒ Comment on this entry letting me know a little about yourself and please friend me first. If you don't do this, I'll know that you haven't read the rules and you won't be friended back and chances are that I'll laugh at you for being a dumbass too. If you're not added back within a few days, please remove me from your friends list and do not ask to be re-added. I don't even know why you would want to keep me on your friends list anyways, considering that you couldn't view any of my damn entries.
０７⇒ Don't be a bitch or start any drama 'cause I'll cut you (O NOES). I probably won't forgive/re-add you either unless you've got a damn awesome excuse or are whimsically magical.
CAUSE BEING CUT FROM MY ANGST BIBLE JOURNAL IS A FATE WORSE THAN CASTRATION
０８⇒ I'm really not as unbelievably mean as I sound. Honest. :D
Get it? Got it? Good.
Comment to be considered.
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