[In your castle, staring blankly at your CD player~]

So...What does it do?

...You are asking me of all people?

...You make a good point.

And what exactly, is that supposed to mean?

Hm? Nothing~

Nothing? That wasn't...Oh forget it. You lived in a cardboard box.

That's a little mean.

I apologize. It was a very nice box, how shall I make it up to you?

... [ ( Read more... )

[A disgusted noise, she sounds very annoyed when she finally speaks]

Tyki Mikk! You are...Unbelievable! I don't think there's any way I will be able to remove the blood stains from my dress. Or my hands for that matter, honestly, what's the matter with you?

[They're in the kitchen, attempting to make food. Yvaine for one, is not at all impressed]

Ow! Don't pull so hard! My hand actually happens to be attached to the rest of my body, you know.

[[ooc: open post, you know you wanna~]]

[Unlike most of the potential proposers today, Yvaine is the picture of calm, and has an air of almost excitement running through her. What was more beautiful than love? She'd been around and seen nothing else like it. So she it doesn't take her all that long to find the door she wants, and she knocks sharply to make sure she's heard.]

I don't understand why people are getting so upset over these pieces of paper. It isn't as if they won't go away in a day or two.

Though I suppose I don't mind since mine is at least fairly accurate. Or, what Earth drawings indicate as an accurate look for a star.

....The only part that has me puzzled is why there are...strange little lines ( Read more... )

Well that, was the completely and utterly the most irritating experience of my life. And it's been quite a long one, congratulations, castle.

Though, I do apologize...If I was particularly rude to anyone on my way back inside. Falling to Earth for the second time was just as unpleasant as the first. [A slight pause in her dictation here, she ( Read more... )

[A soft humming noise] I'm pleased that the white substance on the ground finally melted. Snow, was it? It was entirely unpleasant to be out in. The only things that should be wet and cold at the same time are beverages.

[Have some kitty purring in the background because she's totally cuddling it] Oh yes, before I forget. I do believe I've found ( Read more... )

( Private; )

What...What is this?

A bar.

Are you serious? You actually come here voluntarily?

That's right~ [Sound of him walking away from her]

What on Earth for? [She'll wrinkle her nose before following after him slowly] It's disgusting.

You think so? It's got character, that's all.

Character? That's not a word I would use. It's practically caked in ( Read more... )

[SOMEONE sent someone a really lame present, so what does one do when that happens?]

....Would anyone enjoy owning a micro...wave? I believe that's what it is. I'm not entirely sure.