What the FUCK?

[The words didn’t just echo through the book, they probably would have gone out the hall and maybe down one staircase or two if the room wasn't soundproof. It was obvious she was surprised, everyone is when they arrive here, but she sounds more mad then anything.]

You have to be kidding me, is this another tower or did I just end ( Read more... )

( Dante )

( private )

[There's a sound of a motorcycle rolling through and disturbing the quiet of Paradisa. Lady has arrived, everyone! But she's not too pleased. And this castle business definitely isn't Main and Tenth, where she needs to be like...five minutes ago.]

What?!

Oh, no. No, no, no. You've got to be fucking kidding me.All right, look, I don't have a lot ( Read more... )

Shooting range? Got repetative real quick.

Research? What's the point if there's nothing out there.

Drinking? Actually gotten bored with it.

Hm. Well, let's try this -- how many of you own guns? I'm bored enough to offer some free maintenance on some of them. Not the greatest thing to do on a Saturday night, but what can you do.

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I really and truly.

Hate you people already. Nothing more than depraved little freaks.

[ooc; bodies = trauma buttons. yay]

Just so you know, I regret nothing ♥

Although as unique as it is having conversations about potato chips of all things, what the hell do you people do around here for fun ( Read more... )

( Vergil - YES. DON'T QUESTION HER LOGIC )

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Okay. Well, I don't see why it's going to be a big deal. Whatever, I'm going back into town and getting my own food and finding my own way to cook it. No, there is no deep and foreboding meaning behind a missing kitchen. I'm sure you're mortified, Dante.

And a serious, serious question despite the context- Since when does standing on the ( Read more... )

[Soft patters of a little animal can be heard, as well as some foot steps followed by it, and a door shutting. But that's not the half of it. A long, melodramatic "muuurrrr", sounding almost pathetic from a kitten. He's standing out in the hallway, and just... drops himself completely, looking up at Lady and giving her a pathetic look]... Geez, Nev ( Read more... )