Kissing.

Why is there so much kissing?

So. Winter holidays. I'm guessing 'Snoggletog' isn't ringing any bells for anyone?

[First, there's the sound of an explosion. The pages of the journal rattle a little with the force of it. Then, the very distinct sound of something crashing (and the sound of wood splintering), before Hiccup groans. Loudly.

The sound of movement, a patting hand, and then Hiccup's voice, raspy:]-- uh. I'd stay away from the fifth floor of the ( Read more... )

Sooo, this is kind of a weird, oddly-specific question, but just hear me out.

Are there any doctors or medics here that specialize in - uh. Artificial limbs? Just thought I'd throw the question out there.

[--he's made his own modifications to his fake leg, but maybe there's a better way tot take advantage of the technology here.]

So, does anyone know what the... reasoning behind these room changes are? Mine hasn't changed at all.

.. on a related note, if anyone needs a place to sleep and doesn't feel like camping in the hallway, I've got plenty of space.

So, just out of curiosity, do people ever get their losses back? Or can we just trade? I'd be willing to trade.

Hear me, Castle? You're welcome to my boots - or, better yet, [and this is delivered in a complete deadpan:] - my spunky, upbeat, yet charming nature.

[And a huff of a sigh.]

I miss being able to draw. I used to be able to, you ( Read more... )

( Hiccup )

[The castle took away his ability to draw. Fine -- fine. It hindered him a little creatively, maybe, but he'd find a way to manage; he almost always did. With nothing but free times on his hands, however, being free and creative got a little tedious. Boring, even ( Read more... )

Do you think the castle would give me a washing machine if I asked for it?

I wanna take one apart.

-- how do you work these clothes washers, again?

[And anyone near the laundry room will find Hiccup with his head in a dryer.]