[ Kid's managed to track down Death and invite him out for some foodf. With that out of the way, he pulls out his journal and makes a quick filter. ]

[ Pharos ]

I'm going to have dinner with Death. Do you want to come along?

[ After that, he gets ready. Keep it casual. Jeans and a black T-shirt. There may or may not be a skull on the back, too ( Read more... )

It's been over a week and look, we haven't destroyed the place. Good job, guys, but... from what I hear, the weather looks like it's intending to do that regardless of everything.

Not much we can do, but let's gather supplies to hold us over and camp out in the cellar until this thing blows over. [she'll wrinkle her nose at the unintended pun, ( Read more... )

[dictated]

I WILL BE ATTENDING THE PAR- ER, THE FUNERAL TONIGHT.

[dictated in a mildly angry voice]

SHOULD IT BE NECESSARY FOR ME TO SEE TO THE SOULS OF PUPPIES, I WILL NOT BE PLEASED. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT YOU WOULD NOT LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRY.

THERE ARE RULES BY WHICH I AM BOUND. THOSE RULES HAVE BEEN BROKEN BY MY CONTAINMENT IN THIS PLACE.

HARM THE INNOCENTS, AND I WILL BREAK THE RULES MYSELF.

[dictated]ON THE ADVICE OF KAYLEE, I WENT FOR A WALK TODAY TO SEE THE FLOWERS GROWING ABOUT THE GROUNDS. THEY WERE QUITE LOVELY. SINCE I BELIEVE I WILL BE STAYING HERE FOR A WHILE, I'VE DECIDED TO TRY MY HAND AT GARDENING AGAIN. PERHAPS HERE I WILL HAVE BETTER RESULTS ( Read more... )

[transcribed sigh, followed by dictation]

IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO BOTHER TO SUMMON ME, IT WOULD BE POLITE TO BE HERE WHEN I ARRIVE.

Valentine's...? I'm not too sure about this; I'm usually busy on St. Valentine's Day and even when I'm not, Desire spends what time I have whinging to me about it (you'd think zhe would enjoy it, but no. For the love of everything, sister/brother is the embodiment of Desire! Yeesh!).

Needless to say, I'm at a loss.

What in...?

Okay. First my favourite ankh the symbol of my powers [heavily crossed out] and top hat go missing, and now a huge chunk of my floppy hat collection is gone. At least Slim and Wandsworth are still in the swim of things, so to speak.

So... anyone spotted a couple floppy hats of various colours?

[incoherent scribbles to signify frustration]

Anyone seen an ankh and/or a nifty black top hat?

Huh. This isn't where I planned on being. Destiny, I swear if you forgot to tell me that it was time for me to cut the lights on the way out, I'm never speaking to you again.

...Brothers? Sisters? Anyone here?