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Final Heaven 001

Sep 30, 2009 20:13

Th-this is not my room. This is far too nice to be my room. This is far too nice to be anyone's room.

What the heck is going on here? Cloud? Marlene? Denzel? Anyone? Is this a joke of some sort?

tifa lockhart

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rank1killer October 1 2009, 01:41:07 UTC

I dunno. Knew this one guy? Had to have a bedroom that'd put this bitch to shame. Kind of crazy.

OH, and you've been kidnapped by a castle.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:00:20 UTC

A castle...

...kidnapped...

...me?

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:01:40 UTC

Yeah. Well...no, that's pretty much it. Welcome to Paradisa, home of the Wonderfuck Castle.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:02:33 UTC

How do I get out?

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ontheclockpro October 1 2009, 01:46:59 UTC

[NOTICES THE ENTRY...and a long pause as he considers answering. Dictates]

Tifa?

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:01:38 UTC

[Talking books, great...wait...]

Reno?

ontheclockpro October 1 2009, 02:04:22 UTC

Yep, it's me.

I'm talking through the journal, it's a communication device that everyone gets. Think of it like a phone.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:09:58 UTC

A paper phone?

So, this is a magical castle with magical phone books? And the only way we can leave is for this magical castle to get bored with us?

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moancryn_howl October 1 2009, 02:02:17 UTC

They are very nice, aren't they? But only the best for the Castle's guests, I suppose.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:03:24 UTC

Yea, they are. I don't think I've ever seen such a nice room.

Guests? Someone said that we were kidnapped?

moancryn_howl October 1 2009, 02:08:02 UTC

Unwilling guests, I suppose you might say. We are not especially deprived, although we are kept.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:11:01 UTC

So we get to keep these rooms? What's the catch, other than being you know forced here?

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firsttsurugi October 1 2009, 02:30:27 UTC

[...funny. he was playing the piano earlier today as a reminder]

... Tifa?

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:32:26 UTC

Cloud.

Reno told me you were here.

firsttsurugi October 1 2009, 02:34:52 UTC

... Yeah.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:37:37 UTC

How long?

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exanimatus October 1 2009, 02:45:55 UTC

If it's a joke, it's a very convoluted one.

It also lacks humor, half the time.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:50:33 UTC

That's usually called a bad joke.

exanimatus October 1 2009, 03:07:53 UTC

I suppose it depends on whether or not you're an optimist.

It looks like you've already gotten the gist explained. You've got friends here?

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 03:09:10 UTC

So it seems.

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