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Final Heaven 001

Sep 30, 2009 20:13

Th-this is not my room. This is far too nice to be my room. This is far too nice to be anyone's room.

What the heck is going on here? Cloud? Marlene? Denzel? Anyone? Is this a joke of some sort?

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rank1killer October 1 2009, 01:41:07 UTC

I dunno. Knew this one guy? Had to have a bedroom that'd put this bitch to shame. Kind of crazy.

OH, and you've been kidnapped by a castle.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:00:20 UTC

A castle...

...kidnapped...

...me?

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:01:40 UTC

Yeah. Well...no, that's pretty much it. Welcome to Paradisa, home of the Wonderfuck Castle.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:02:33 UTC

How do I get out?

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:04:17 UTC

Could always try clicking your...wait. If you know Reno, you ain't gonna get the reference. Fucking fourth wall.

Hate to break it to you, but the only way out is the way in. Meaning, this castle has to get bored with you, and give you the old heave ho.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:07:47 UTC

So basically I have to be boring to get home?

You know Reno? Who are you, do you work for ShinRa?

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:11:11 UTC

Someone tried that. Castle turned em into a clown or some shit. Ain't that easy.

Yeah, I know him. Known the guy for over a year now. And no, I don't work for Shinra. The fuck is a Shinra anyways?

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:16:54 UTC

A y-year? But I just saw him yesterday.

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:18:39 UTC

...Yeah. That's another thing. Time's all kinds of fucked up here.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:20:48 UTC

. . . This place is going to give me a headache.

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:22:49 UTC

You'll be lucky as fuck if that's all it gives you.

From the top. You're here now. Time for you? Frozen solid. This place took something from you. It charges you for being kidnapped. Funny, huh?

Oh, and the whole dying thing? Here, it's just a two week vacation in the big black void. No, it doesn't make sense, and it won't either.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 02:25:51 UTC

. . .
Right, thanks for the info.

rank1killer October 1 2009, 02:26:51 UTC

Heh, no problem. Giver a lil, things will sort themselves out.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 03:03:30 UTC

They usually do.

rank1killer October 1 2009, 03:05:01 UTC

Damn right. Even if you gotta do it yourself.

Name's Travis. Travis Touchdown.

beautiful_fists October 1 2009, 03:09:40 UTC

Can't argue with that one.

Travis, I'm Tifa Lockhart.

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