blog twenty-two: OMG, WTF? .... BBQ!!

[bro_codebreaker]

... Are there even still enough people here to make an Awesomeness Committee? Holy crap. [has been hearing a lot of sad voices and seeing a lot of 'they're gone' posts, again. this demands Committee work, if anything ever did]It's getting pretty hot out. Tell you what. I ... am going to have a cookout. Yes. A cookout. If anyone wants a

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[onlyanapple]

[Is this alcohol? Why yes, it is! Have a Crowley, he's arching a brow behind his shades at the various meats, probably wondering if he should lace them with something]

How very...American.

[bro_codebreaker]

Brits don't get enough sunlight for cookouts, Crowley, you know that! [grins at him. ... and if he's considering lacing Barney's food because of the whole Bentley Incident, well... mun says go riiiiight ahead]

[onlyanapple]

We have barbecues. ...Sometimes. [Pause] In the small window summer gives us. [Crowley thinks Barney totally deserves it. He's poking a beefburger with some prongs. It would only take a little bit of something...unpleasant. Ponder, ponder, ponder]

[bro_codebreaker]

What's that, like, a week? [you know you love people giving it right back, Crowley, admit it]

[onlyanapple]

Sometimes two, depending on where you live. [Not when it's his baby. He's going to settle for just adding a few laxatives to the beefburgers. What the skill as he sprinkles some on] Seasoning, you know.

[bro_codebreaker]

I knew there was something I forgot! Thanks, bro. [grins, oblivious. is kind of too intent on Cheering Everyone Up to consider the possibility of payback. maybe he's a Faildemon in training instead...]

[onlyanapple]

Any time. It would be a terrible, terrible shame if everything didn't go amazingly now, wouldn't it? [Payback is cruel and swift, oh yes]

1/3

[bro_codebreaker]

[okay THAT sounds suspicious. eyes him] ...

2/3

[bro_codebreaker]

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3/3

[bro_codebreaker]

Ohhh, I get it. ... You wanna mess with people's stuff if they show up, riiiight? [nods, slowly, grinning] I gotcha. Iiiiii gotcha.

[holds up a hand, down low, at his side] Sly five.

[onlyanapple]

...Yeah, if you like. [Arches a brow at this, before sighing and giving him a... sly five] Once. And only once.

[bro_codebreaker]

[mock reverently] A moment I will treasure forever, bro. ... muahahahahaa. [yeah, now he's totally convinced that nothing's gonna happen to him. nicely done, Crowley.]

[onlyanapple]

[Was that an...evil laugh? Oh boy] Yeeeeees, you go right ahead and do that. [Mission accomplished, he's just going to let his burgers of digestive doom sit there and cook nicely for some unsuspecting shmuck to eat]

[bro_codebreaker]

[if there was ever an unsuspecting schmuck, it's the one cooking the burgers.... and whistling to himself as he does it]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley's just going to lean on something and pretend he has nothing to do with the poison burgers. Do de do]