blog twenty-two: OMG, WTF? .... BBQ!!

[bro_codebreaker]

... Are there even still enough people here to make an Awesomeness Committee? Holy crap. [has been hearing a lot of sad voices and seeing a lot of 'they're gone' posts, again. this demands Committee work, if anything ever did]It's getting pretty hot out. Tell you what. I ... am going to have a cookout. Yes. A cookout. If anyone wants a

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[fishy_go_byebye]

[Del comes creeping out of the forest slowly, eyes wide and nervous]

Away went for a walk...

[bro_codebreaker]

Del! Hey. .... [looks worried for a second, since she's all O_O, but ... this is Del, so. motions her over] What were you doing all the way out there? They don't have Awesomeburgers in the forest. Only out here. With me.

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Slides over to stand next to him, and thinks about reaching out to touch the hot grill]

Awwwwwwwesomeburgers. Can they fly?

[bro_codebreaker]

Only if you want them to. They're kinda mostly for eating. [puts a few on the grill, and they hiss]

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Pokes her nose over his shoulder and sniffs at them]

Were they bad?

[bro_codebreaker]

Nope! Well. It'd be bad if you ate them now. They're raw. [it'll be bad if you eat them later, too. Crowley totally messed with them, whups.] But they'll be really, really good once they're done.

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Snickers a little to herself]

They would fly better.

[bro_codebreaker]

You're the boss. [dum de dum, cookin' burgers. ... watch them have no effect on Del whatsoever, LOL]

[fishy_go_byebye]

Botching is rude. [Watch them totally not XD]

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeeeeeah it generally is. What makes you say that? And you want bacon on your awesomeburger? [always asks. you never know. she might be a Jewish Endless? fffff.]

[fishy_go_byebye]

Yes please~

There was a girl who turned into a pig. Pig into girl? Baby? ...uhm...

[bro_codebreaker]

[grabs the bacon. a la that dog food commercial] Iiiiiiiiiiiit's BACON!

[proceeds to pile it on. does not believe in skimping on bacon when it comes to pretty much anything. true story]

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Looks a little worried as the pile grows higher, and then panic grows in the back of her eyes]

No... nononono... No stop it stop taking the teeth.

[bro_codebreaker]

Too much bacon? Okay, okay. [takes some off] S'arright. It doesn't have to stay there. [oookay Del is having a supercrazy moment, we can deal with this. holds up his free hand] It's okay.

It's okay. Some of the bacon is going away now.

[fishy_go_byebye]

[Watches his hand a little like a spooked animal, and shifts from foot to foot holding out arms for her food]

Phish isn't food...

[bro_codebreaker]

Well, no! Why'd you say something like that? [as if to prove the point, Phish flutters over and buzzes her ear, as Barney forks over her cheeseburger. now with 80% less bacon]