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[axionestin]

Just so you know, I regret nothing ♥

Although as unique as it is having conversations about potato chips of all things, what the hell do you people do around here for fun

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[devilmarked]

So I was thinking, you, me, beer and some pizza.

[axionestin]

Sure, dumbass. What have you been doing?

[Kind of... weirded out that you've asked her about food for the third time, but okay!]

[devilmarked]

Aww such sweet nothings. [ scoff ] No much, being bored, there isn't much to do around here.

[axionestin]

That bored you're hitting me up for food and drinks?

[devilmarked]

Believe it or not I missed getting shot in the head. [ sorta of "i missed you dipshit" confession right there ]

[axionestin]

[She catches that]

I miss you, too.

[devilmarked]

[ oh snap, here he was hoping she'd miss it ]

Anyway, beer, pizza. Yes? No, maybe?

[axionestin]

[She's actually laughing]

Sure, Dante.

[devilmarked]

What's so funny?

[axionestin]

Nothing at all. You never really do change, no matter what.

[devilmarked]

[ scoffs ]

[axionestin]

Well, am I coming over there or are you coming over here?

[devilmarked]

I'm coming over.

[axionestin]

Just so you know.

Nev sits outside my door, so guard your face. And for fuck sakes, use a NAPKIN.

[devilmarked]

Right right. Napkin?

[ ALREADY GONE, TIME SKIP OF MAGICAL TIMESKIPPING HERE? ]

[axionestin]

[TIME SKIPS ARE FUN. Except Lady doesn't like being caught off guard )':

She's even holding Nev in her arms, and yup.

Still dead pan expression]

... You don't know how to clean yourself. Wonderful.