[06]: Not a lesbian

[not_a_lez]

[One rather distraught Liz Lemon is in the Lux, nursing a Pinot Grigio. She may have had two or three already, but she's trying to forget the fact that she snogged another woman. Not that it was bad, mind you, and that was part of what was currently freaking her out. It didn't help that the last time she snogged a girl it was for a dare at

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[its_worthdoing]

[Willow is sort of sad. The impromptu kiss with Kaylee has made her realize just how FREAKING LONELY she is. So she's gone to the Lux to nurse herself into a light buzz of ignorance. Or at least a nice warm funny feeling that wouldn't be quite as sad. Oh and look another sad person maybe? Willow will go sit by her!]

Mind if I sit here?

[not_a_lez]

[Liz blinks, looking up from her drink, and smiling.] Not at all. I'm not the best company right now though. [which is probably a better response than a guy would've gotten, but she's always been more relaxed around women. Well, unless they're kissing her, and this one hasn't tried yet, so that's a good sign.]

[its_worthdoing]

General holidays mess or something more complicated? [Willow takes a seat and orders something fruity yet not scary sounding]

[not_a_lez]

[Liz glances at her drink awkwardly] ...You know all this kissing that's going on?

[workswithidiots]

[Have an Alexis, who is also a bit confused with all this kissing going on. She assumes the Lux is safe. She smiled when she sees Liz, walking over]

Hey you. [Pauses as she notices Liz doesn't look that great] Are you okay?

[not_a_lez]

[have a babbling Liz, Alexis] Yes, thanks I'm fine. I've just kissed a girl and I don't even know if it was my own free will and I liked it and Jenna's not here and I'm proving Jack Donaghy right and I'm not a lesbian, Alexis, I'm not. I like men. You can't just turn on a switch like that, you know?

[workswithidiots]

[Blink. Blink. Alexis moves to sit by her while she processes that]
Well, there's been weird kissing incidents alll over the castle lately. I kissed the nervous scientist guy. I don't think you have to hit panic stations just yet.

[Pauses]

....And you can, sometimes.

[not_a_lez]

[that last part startles Liz a bit] Oh. I'm sorry, are you...crap, I didn't mean to. You know. Offend you, or anything. God, Jack is right, I am a social retard. [stares morosely into her drink]

[hollowlegs]

[Look, it's Peter! In his own body! He's meandering by.]

[not_a_lez]

[Liz perks up at the sight of Peter. Who she thinks is Natalie, because she hasn't really been paying attention.] Natalie?

[hollowlegs]

[... erm] Peter. Actually.

[not_a_lez]

[and she looks a bit embarrassed] Oh, sorry, Peter. I rescued Natalie from Ripley when she was in your body, so I just assumed she was, still.

[thefierceness]

[hello, backthreading! Amanda finds her way into the Lux as well, trouncing up to the bar, hitting the counter to Liz's right, looking over at all the delicious beverages at her disposal, wondering which one of them she should start with first. but alas, this is the holiday season, why not try something festive?]

I want an eggnog-tini!

ffff late reply is late

[not_a_lez]

[have an eyebrow raise from a rather drunk Liz, Amanda] Eggnog-tini?

i've been no better these days :(

[thefierceness]

[and she glances over to her side and grins rather deviously, running a hand through her hair]

I know. I had the same reaction when I heard my best friend Marc order one, but then when I realized that it was just a fancypants name for eggnog and any kind of booze mixed into a martini glass.