[06]: Not a lesbian

[not_a_lez]

[One rather distraught Liz Lemon is in the Lux, nursing a Pinot Grigio. She may have had two or three already, but she's trying to forget the fact that she snogged another woman. Not that it was bad, mind you, and that was part of what was currently freaking her out. It didn't help that the last time she snogged a girl it was for a dare at

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[workswithidiots]

[Have an Alexis, who is also a bit confused with all this kissing going on. She assumes the Lux is safe. She smiled when she sees Liz, walking over]

Hey you. [Pauses as she notices Liz doesn't look that great] Are you okay?

[not_a_lez]

[have a babbling Liz, Alexis] Yes, thanks I'm fine. I've just kissed a girl and I don't even know if it was my own free will and I liked it and Jenna's not here and I'm proving Jack Donaghy right and I'm not a lesbian, Alexis, I'm not. I like men. You can't just turn on a switch like that, you know?

[workswithidiots]

[Blink. Blink. Alexis moves to sit by her while she processes that]
Well, there's been weird kissing incidents alll over the castle lately. I kissed the nervous scientist guy. I don't think you have to hit panic stations just yet.

[Pauses]

....And you can, sometimes.

[not_a_lez]

[that last part startles Liz a bit] Oh. I'm sorry, are you...crap, I didn't mean to. You know. Offend you, or anything. God, Jack is right, I am a social retard. [stares morosely into her drink]

[workswithidiots]

Am I what? [Alexis looks at her for a moment, a little more defensive than usual. Of course, she's assuming Liz has found something ELSE out about her]

[not_a_lez]

Erm. You know. [pause] A lesbian.

[workswithidiots]

Oh. [Alexis laughs, relaxing again] No, I'm not a lesbian. I mean I have dated women before but it was...complicated.