fourth (something very wrong here)

[scruplesmoi]

[recorded, the ominous sound of an EXTREMELY cheerful woman singing:]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things!

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild

Comments

[mysticalvender]

......

I think I just had an aneurysm.

[charmandsmiles]

I think you're going to be having a lot of those.

[mysticalvender]

That right there? That's horrific. Like Amy Winehouse horrific.

[charmandsmiles]

Agreed.

[bakehimcakes]

...Ugh.

[scruplesmoi]

Are you ok, sweetie?

[bakehimcakes]

That was positively sickening.

And don't you dare call me that!

[scruplesmoi]

Sweetheart, I'm sensing some anger here. Do you want to talk about it?

[exanimatus]

[H-HE'S HUMMING IT NOW]

Hm, the Sound of Music?

You have a lovely singing voice, Missy.

[scruplesmoi]

Oh thank you, but it's really nothing.

And yeah, it's one of my absolute favourite movies! I'm Lilah by the way, and you would be?

[exanimatus]

I've always been more of an action-flick person myself, but the Sound of Music is a very good classic.

I'm Zelman. It's nice to meet you, Lilah! ♥

[scruplesmoi]

It's a pleasure, Zelman! And I have to confess I'm a fan of the Terminator series, though you didn't hear that from me!

[blinkandyoumiss]

...I'm gonna have that stuck in my head now, probably.

[IS NOT GLUM BECAUSE OF OTHER THINGS AT ALL, RLY]

[scruplesmoi]

[happy happy prozac!Lilah doesn't know the meaning of glum!]

Oh I'm sorry-- but don't you just love it?

[blinkandyoumiss]

Um. Really long musical?

[scruplesmoi]

It might be long, but time flies when you're having fun!

You sound down sweetie, is everything OK?

[chasingvisions]

[wtf pause full of wtf]

Are you drunk?

[scruplesmoi]

OH HI Cordy! I don't drink! Would you like a waffle? :D?

[chasingvisions]

[long pause where the most WTF look ever is bestowed on her journal]

Okay. What the hell are you on?

[scruplesmoi]

What am I on? [a confused pause]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not on anything-- drugs are a social menace, which I'm strongly opposed to. The only high I'm on is life.