fourth (something very wrong here)

[scruplesmoi]

[recorded, the ominous sound of an EXTREMELY cheerful woman singing:]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens,
brown paper packages tied up with strings,
these are a few of my favorite things!

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels,
door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles.
Wild

Comments

[chasingvisions]

[wtf pause full of wtf]

Are you drunk?

[scruplesmoi]

OH HI Cordy! I don't drink! Would you like a waffle? :D?

[chasingvisions]

[long pause where the most WTF look ever is bestowed on her journal]

Okay. What the hell are you on?

[scruplesmoi]

What am I on? [a confused pause]

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm not on anything-- drugs are a social menace, which I'm strongly opposed to. The only high I'm on is life.

[chasingvisions]

[the brainbreaking. It hurts and stings. But she's pretty sure Lilah wouldn't go this far on purpose]

Ahh. Huh.

[scruplesmoi]

I'm glad we had this talk, Cordy. I've always admired your maturity. Waffle?

[the woman is implacable]

[chasingvisions]

[blackmail is already go xDD] Why thank you, Lilah, that's very sweet of you to say.

I'm not hungry right now but maybe later.

[scruplesmoi]

[Lilah is going to die later.....]

You're very welcome, any time-- I'll save a couple for you, these babies are flying away like, well, hotcakes. But moreso in the waffle sense.

[chasingvisions]

People willingly eat your food?

[scruplesmoi]

Of course, it's heaven in the mouth!

[chasingvisions]

Ri~ght. ... And where did you learn to cook?

[scruplesmoi]

Oh, same as any other little girl, I guess. My mother taught me. Still, I haven't done it in a really long time (hard to fit cooking into a busy corporate schedule, after all), but it turns out it's just like riding a bike.

[chasingvisions]

No offense, but I'll stick to the castle food.

[scruplesmoi]

[indifferent cheerful shrugging here!]

None taken, and sure-- whatever you like. You're missing out though, believe me.

[chasingvisions]

Yeah. I'll take your word on it. [because however cheery Lilah is, Cordy will never eat food she prepared. EVER]

[scruplesmoi]

Okie dokie! [oblivious Lilah is oblivious]